The inevitable next question

How well do you clean your bum-hole? Toilet paper alone is very crude. Those wet wipe toilet paper things are handy, but really I suppose toilets should have an arse washer installed.

EmmetSpiceland

The wet wipes, even the ones that say they are “flushable” are terrible for the pipes, and, also, the environment.

I, personally, would be very thorough with the paper. I don’t indulge in anything over 3-ply. There’s a point where things get too far removed and you lose “cleanability”.

Idiot boy

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CGI_Livia_Soprano

Four-ply always reminds me of washing your arse with a cushion.

I prefer cheap, coarse, own-brand one-ply. The kind that’s barely half a step away from sandpaper and where it looks like the bag it comes in has deposits of sawdust at the bottom.

I am a very proficient wiper though. I leave my arse looking cleaner than a bell-boy’s buttons when I’m ready with it.

Mister Vain

I shove the shower hose up there on the rare occasion I have a shower.

Ten of Swords

Nope