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Elderly Texting

  • 05-08-2022 7:36pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    An elderly couple had just learned how to send texts on their cell phones.


    The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.


    One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.


    She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:


    “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.


    If you are laughing, send me your smile.


    If you are eating, send me a bite.


    If you are drinking, send me a sip.


    If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”


    The husband texted back to her:


    “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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