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TV & Movies - Sex ready immediately

  • 23-07-2022 7:46am
    #1
    The Mighty Quinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭


    This may be a strange topic to discuss, and one that is perhaps obviously exaggerated for time reasons on screen that it should be taken as what it is, movies taking liberties.

    What I'm talking about is the readiness for sex at a seconds notice, i.e., the insta-erection.

    The beautiful woman and man make and hold eye contact while talking about something and suddenly lunge at each other and she's up against a wall with her legs around him while they're going at it.

    Woman sits on man's lap, undoes his zip and next thing she's lowering herself onto him and away they go.

    I watch these things and know they're just TV, not reality. And yet, I can't help but wonder are there virile men among us always so immediately ready to go??

    I don't think I take long to get hard, but not usually instant, and she's gotta be well in the mood or it's uncomfortable or downright sore if not wet enough, another thing films seem to gloss over. If I'd sex as fast as they do in movies I'd prob accidentally circumcise myself with the friction.

    Any other men ever think of this ha ha



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  • #2
    greenspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,854 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    maybe just in early 20s was it that easy to get 'insta-hard' !! 😕 🙄 😃

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    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • #3
    Gant21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭Gant21


    I can get insta hard even when a bit of racy action comes on in Fair City.



  • #4
    greenspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,854 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119436177#Comment_119436177

    Lucky you \!!!! 😂 😋

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  • #5
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Whatever about a man being ready to go, I doubt there are many women who would be.



  • #6
    Brid Hegarty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,244 ✭✭✭Brid Hegarty


    Reminds me of that scene with Christian Troy and the psychologist in season one of Nip/Tuck.



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  • #7
    Larbre34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,714 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119436418#Comment_119436418

    This is definitely true.

    I can completely accept the insta-boner concept because I'm the same now as I was when I was in my teens, but even the horniest girl I've ever met was not ready for sex after five seconds of kissing and touching.

    It usually took me 10.



  • #8
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Yep, and they say porn gives you unrealistic expectations. 🤣



  • #9
    Gant21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭Gant21


    I had an insta semi watching the lotto.



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