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A Couple Of Quickies

MonkieSocks · 2022-06-20 09:10:45

Took the violin to have a new bridge fitted this morning. Guy in the shop looked at it and said, "Do you realise this instrument is nearly 150 years old?" I said, "Well I can't afford a new one." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mate in work has mice in his loft and the…

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MonkieSocks

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Took the violin to have a new bridge fitted this morning.
Guy in the shop looked at it and said,
"Do you realise this instrument is nearly 150 years old?"
I said, "Well I can't afford a new one."
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A mate in work has mice in his loft and the noise they make keeps him up at night.
I told him to go up in his loft and cover the whole area in wd40.
It won't kill the mice, be it will stop them squeaking.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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