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A Couple Of Quickies

  • 20-06-2022 9:10am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 7,755 ✭✭✭ MonkieSocks


    Took the violin to have a new bridge fitted this morning.

    Guy in the shop looked at it and said,

    "Do you realise this instrument is nearly 150 years old?"

    I said, "Well I can't afford a new one."

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    A mate in work has mice in his loft and the noise they make keeps him up at night.

    I told him to go up in his loft and cover the whole area in wd40.

    It won't kill the mice, be it will stop them squeaking.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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