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Bat flies into Vogue’s house

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  • 08-06-2022 8:59pm
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    Man Vs ManUre
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    Couldn’t believe this when I read it in todays Irish independent. A bat actually flew into Vogue’s house in Howth, Dublin. Spencer was there with her at the time and even he could not stop the bat. Seriously Vogue has many babies now and this awful bat thinks he can just invade her house. It could have even been a vampire bat for all she knew.



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    NSAman
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    And in other news: Twink actually farted!



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    phonypony
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    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119176071#Comment_119176071

    This is the most disgusting thing I've ever had to visualise.



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    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users Posts: 5,173 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    I wonder did they ever catch this bat?? He could be still on the loose. He may have even followed Vogue to London. Maybe it was a vampire bat and his human form was that horrible guy who wouldn’t swap seats on the plane.



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    Cumhachtach
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    She probably rang the Wildlife people, I think bats are endangered. They're feckers for flying into long hair too.



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    Man Vs ManUre
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    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119785161#Comment_119785161

    We will hear all about it in Vogue’s soon to be released autobiography!!



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    Mundo7976
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    That's just plane crazy. Maybe it wanted to offer to swap seats & was count,ing on her being nice!



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    tayto lover
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    Plenty of room in Vogue's mouth for them all.



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    touts
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    Jesus but those two really are struggling to find stories to keep themselves in the media spotlight these days.

    Next week's Vogue and Spencer press release: Spencer has taken in the garden furniture for the winter.



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    Dav010
    Registered Users Posts: 14,175 ✭✭✭✭Dav010


    Did she ask the bat nicely to move, then when it refused, take to social media to call it an assshole?



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    Cumhachtach
    Registered Users Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Cumhachtach


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119785235#Comment_119785235

    That'll be a Christmas stocking filler for someone I don't like!



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    NSAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,394 ✭✭✭NSAman


    Vogue was getting for Halloween and couldn’t find her usual mode of transport to swat a bat?



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    Atlantic Dawn
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    She might change her mind next week if the story goes tits up on socials and say it never happened like her recent madeup story about a 'man who would not move from his purchased seat' so she could sit with her family because she didn't understand how to book a flight despite being 'a multimillionaire'.



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