When weird sh*t happens

yourdeadwright

Just a little story about when odd stuff happens to you ,

So my story last night i went for a run on a local beach, I drove there and realised my wallet was in the car so i stuck it in my pocket and went for my run rather than leave it in the car,

Anyway i woke up this morning & remembered i left my wallet in my pocket so went to get it and it was gone, Iv my own wedding this week so panicked & thought no iv lost it so at half 6 drove back out the beach and retraced my steps couldn't find it so got into the car and rang the Garda station to report it missing, It was just then my missus called me & said it was under the bed, So phew i was ecstatic,

I get myself into work & two of the lads are setting up & chatting , i ask what going on, there both laughing about how yesterday they both thought they lost there wallets , One was in England couldn't find it & so went back to 2 pubs to see if it was handed it in and then found it in his suit case, the other went for a walk thought he lost it & went back and retraced his steps couldn't find it but then found it in his boot ,

I thought Jesus Christ this is mental & told them my story from that morning , the 3 of us where in disbelief ,like what are the chances ,

All while this is happing we are wondering where our 4th co worker, he comes in about 45 minutes later & says ( i kid you **** not) " sorry lads i drove all the way in and in the car park released i left my wallet at home so drove back home and couldn't find it only to get back in the car & find it in the centre console "

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The matrix is broken ,

SnuggyBear

Totally amaze balls

thefallingman

i can't believe you rang the gardai over a suspected missing wallet, what did you think they'd do ?

yourdeadwright

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119036930#Comment_119036930

hahaha i didn't expect them to solve the case of the missing wallet, It was just encase it was handed in ,

The story would be complete if yous happened to bump into an old school friend of mine, back in the day he had to be rescued from the sea. Year and a half later his wallet was handed in about 50 miles away and in the opposite direction of usual sea flows.

silliussoddius

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119037051#Comment_119037051

And that man was Albert Einstein.