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A Quickie

MonkieSocks · 2022-03-26 22:45:16

Man goes down for breakfast, wife standing in her nightly by the cooker. She says “Fancy a quickie” After the deed is done, husband says “Wow, what bought that on” She says “Oh the egg timer was broken”.

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26-03-2022 11:45pm

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MonkieSocks

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Man goes down for breakfast, wife standing in her nightly by the cooker.
She says “Fancy a quickie”

After the deed is done, husband says “Wow, what bought that on”
She says “Oh the egg timer was broken”.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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