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The Mexican Maid

MonkieSocks · 2021-12-24 10:32:32

The Mexican maid asked for a pay raise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase? ”Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you. ”Wife: “Who said you iron better than…

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The Mexican maid asked for a pay raise.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
”Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.

The first is that I iron better than you.
”Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… the gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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