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The Book Report/Clinton & Titanic

  • 18-11-2021 8:48pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
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    Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

    One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

    His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.


    Titanic:... Cost - $29.99

    Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99


    Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read

    Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read


    Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


    Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.

    Clinton :..... Bill is a bulls*** artist.


    Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

    Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.


    Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

    Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.


    Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

    Clinton :... Let's not go there.


    Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.

    Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.


    Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

    Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember jack.


    Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen..

    Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either..


    Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

    Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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