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Art

  • 13-11-2021 07:56PM
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    A lawer representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client,

    “John, I have some good news and some bad news”.

    The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first”


    The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me she invested £5,000 in two pictures and that she thinks will bring a minimum of £15-20 million.

    I think she could be right”


    John replied enthusiastically, “Well done!

    My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!

    You’ve made my day.

    Now I know I can handle the bad new.

    What is it?”

    The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you naked with your secretary”

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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