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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

  • 25-10-2021 7:27pm
    Registered Users Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭ MonkieSocks

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

    After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.

    Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,

    “Kemo Sabe. Look towards the sky. What you see?”

    The Lone Ranger replies “I see millions of stars.”

    “And what does that tell you?” asks Tonto.

    The Lone Ranger ponders this for a minute and then says

    “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

    Astrologically speaking, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

    Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

    Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell you, Tonto?”

    Tonto fixes the Lone Ranger with a steely glare and replies “It tells that you are dumber than buffalo crap.

    It means that someone's stolen our tent!”