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MonkieSocks · 2021-10-12 19:35:42

An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided…

12-10-2021 08:35PM

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An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas.
Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work.
They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently," the woman replied.
The man sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses then leaned over towards her and whispered: "Is that one word or two?

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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