MODs please see this information notice in the mod's forum. Thanks!
Boards Golf Society are looking for new members for about the society and their planned outings here!
How to add spoiler tags, edit posts, add images etc. How to - a user's guide to the new version of Boards

Bill Gates

  • #1
    Registered Users Posts: 7,056 ✭✭✭ MonkieSocks

    When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court.

    Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.

    One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.

    "That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"

    "Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got here.

    I've been treated really well.

    I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful valley, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three Rolls Royces."

    "Were you a pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.

    "No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."

    Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stormed off to find St. Peter.

    Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying,

    "How could you give me a paltry 20 room house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic?

    I invented the Windows Vista operating system!

    Why does he deserve better??!!!!"

    St. Peter said - “well, for one thing, the Titanic only crashed once.....”