You are on a date with a stunning person, the last thing you posted/texted is your opening line.

magick

Clown ham gives me the creeps

M.T. Cranium

double post

M.T. Cranium

Hey it edits a double post ... who knew?

My thread entry is -- "It won't be this nice next week."

Quantum Erasure

Good Kill is a much better film

Zak Flaps

Is this a screen you're buying?

Mr.Crinklewood

You didn't take the duck out of the freezer

Tork

This is what I installed in mine

Surreptitious

I'm making some tea and attempting a form prompt.

Riddle101

CONFIRM

NeinNeinNein

Katie will be doing the menopause tomorrow.

Archeron

Its always good to know Jebus is nearby, but not when you get woken at 3am.

Ger Roe

Another drop out - just use landlines and spare us the disruption. (to RTE radio 1 when yet another internet voice connection failed on air)

Two chicken breasts. Some Naan bread. Will you also pick out some hot peppers?

HerrKapitan

Will do, thanks

Thelonious Monk

Jesus, Tik Tok is a traveller goldmine

Doe Tiden

Only if you bring the lube…

Glenomra

An Clar Abu

iamstop

You're attacked by a serial killer, the thing to you're left is your weapon...

You're about to give birth to the last thing you ate...

Your head is about to explode in to a million of what you had for breakfast...

Enough already.