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The landing

MonkieSocks · 2021-08-12 20:51:33

A plane was coming into land, the Captain picks up his mike and says to the passengers, "Ladies and gentleman, we will soon be landing, please put your trays up and fasten your seat belt" Turning to the co-pilot he said "Then I am off to the hotel, shave shower and screw that's blond stewardess stupid" Unfortunately he…

12-08-2021 8:51pm

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A plane was coming into land, the Captain picks up his mike and says to the passengers,
"Ladies and gentleman, we will soon be landing, please put your trays up and fasten your seat belt"

Turning to the co-pilot he said "Then I am off to the hotel, shave shower and screw that's blond stewardess stupid"
Unfortunately he hadn't switched the mic off, the blond stewardess hearing this started to run toward the cockpit to tell the Captain he had left the mic on.

A little old lady said to her as she passed "There's no rush my dear, he has to have a shave and a shower first"

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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