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Geography Lesson

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  • 08-08-2021 9:00pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,283 ✭✭✭


    The Geography of a Woman as she ages:


    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business .

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.



    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia. Ruled by a pair of nuts!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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