The Pfizer Swell

2ndcoming

I had my second dose yesterday and I had noticed this the first time as well but I thought I was imagining it, now I'm not so sure.

My manhood is at least two inches longer since I got these jabs.

Are Pfizer secretly creating an army of well endowed supersoldiers for the wars to come? We all know their background so it's not exactly out of left field, maybe they just mixed up the vials in my case but come on, what are the chances of that? Has anyone else noticed this weird and potentially frightening side effect?

con747

You could have got the two inches shorter vial.

2ndcoming

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117685482#Comment_117685482

Is that a thing? Anti-viagra? I didn't know they had that in their locker. I can't really see a market for it but you never know.

touts

Have you ever noticed how after you use some weed killers the weeds seem to get a sudden spurt of growth for a couple of days. Then they shrivel up and disappear.

Well it's basically the same thing here.

2ndcoming

I don't know much about weed killers but at this stage I could do with that. It's a burden.

Esel

So, it's 3" now? Win!