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A Good Lawyer

  • 16-07-2021 1:00am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭



    So, young Andy goes to see a lawyer and tells him,

    “My neighbour borrowed £300 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

    The Lawyer asks Andy, “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?”

    “Not really,” replies Andy. "I thought we were good enough friends and trusted him."

    "I see, says the Lawyer.


    “Okay, then we will write him a letter, enclosing a stamped addressed return envelope, asking him for the £3,000 he owes you,” said the lawyer.

    “But it’s only £300,” replied the man.

    “Precisely, replies the Lawyer." "And that’s what I expect he will reply and then we’ll have our proof before taking him to Court!”

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



Comments

  • #2
    Chrisorg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2 ✭Chrisorg


    Hah, that's great.



  • #3
    Sam Russell
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 20,138 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sam Russell


    I thought it was going to be this old one.

    Man goes into a lawyer. He asks how much they charge.

    Lawyer answers - 'Well, we charge a flat fee of €500 for three questions.'

    Man says - 'Isn't that a bit steep?'

    Lawyers says - 'I suppose it is. Now what was your third question?'



  • #4
    Pipermania
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭Pipermania


    This method is still relevant today. I got my debt back this way from an old acquaintance. He didn't pay me back about 1,000 pounds.



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