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  • 28-06-2021 11:06pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,243 ✭✭✭


    Kermit de Frog very kindly is providing free cuckoo clocks to all thanks to Switzerland beating France.

    Please register here to claim yours!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 202 ✭✭Papa_Bear


    Are you nuts?


    Kermit's been giving away free stuff for years!


  • Registered Users Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    Snowballs chance in hell you'll get a clock.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭lintdrummer


    Can I request one with a barometer, in honour of de Frog's enthusiasm for the weather?


  • Registered Users Posts: 60,338 ✭✭✭✭Agent Coulson


    Cuckoo


  • Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They say that at midnight, Miss Piggy pops out of the top and bathers Kermit for a full minute. Is this true? And can that be adjusted to two minutes?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,499 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    pull_up_a_chair.gif


  • Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ^ :eek:

    Kermit, I meant *flatters not *batters, I swear to fook. It's diss stew pit voice wreck ignition soft care I'm Hugh sing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    What a muppet!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    I’ve got a Cuckold Clock.

    It sits shamefully in the corner while I ride the Seiko.


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