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Are you a Satanist?

  • 25-05-2021 6:56pm
    #1
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,491 ✭✭✭


    IF You believe in the scientific discoveries of evolutionary biology, and recognises that the natural world is stratified, exceptional talent and genius is rare, and the universe doesn’t care

    You are double horned Satanist

    Are you a Satanist? 31 votes

    No
    83% 26 votes
    Yes
    16% 5 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Patser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,236 ✭✭✭Patser


    Who else could deliver all those presents at Christmas?


  • #3
    touts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,589 ✭✭✭touts


    Well I'm going to hell for a fair few things already. I might as well be on good terms with the boss.


  • #4
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Are you God trying to cut down on admissions?

    Question 2, which of the following commandments have you broken?
    Jesus knows your IP address.


  • #5
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    badabing106 wrote: »
    IF You believe in the scientific discoveries of evolutionary biology, and recognises that the natural world is stratified, exceptional talent and genius is rare, and the universe doesn’t care

    You are double horned Satanist

    Frederick Nietzsche Superman may tend to it. Sadly I haven't read the book yet. Others can chime in.


  • #6
    spodoinkle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭spodoinkle


    If listening to Ghost counts, I am a Sa-tanist


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  • #7
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    badabing106 wrote: »
    IF You believe in the scientific discoveries of evolutionary biology, and recognises that the natural world is stratified, exceptional talent and genius is rare, and the universe doesn’t care

    You are double horned Satanist

    Those strange occasions when Satanism is a rational human perspective.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #8
    abff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,797 ✭✭✭abff


    Just because some far right g*bsh*tes in the US of A would define anyone who doesn’t follow their narrow minded world view as a satanist doesn’t mean that those of us who are capable of rational thought should embrace the label that they decide to bestow on us.


  • #9
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,638 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    I'm for anything that involves wearing hooded robes. I rock a hooded robe.


  • #10
    WrenBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭WrenBoy


    Im a Santanaist

    50076698_2135858983149185_459821363373277184_n.jpg


  • #11
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Hail Satin


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  • #12
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,314 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    No


  • #13
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    MTUzA.jpg


  • #14
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,316 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    Does loving this track with all your heart and hellbound soul make you one?



  • #15
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,138 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    I’m a dyslexic devil worshiper. Snail hatin!


  • #16
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,316 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    Gregor Samsa wrote: »
    I’m a dyslexic devil worshiper.

    Did you sell your soul to Santa?

    I'm more of an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac; I lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog...


  • #17
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    No but I've a Titan Ass.


  • #18
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    A man was killed by a dinosaur so maybe the creationists were right ?


  • #19
    Adyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    The best thing about the Church of Satan is that they don't believe in Satan. My kind of religion.


  • #20
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,826 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Poll needs more Atari Jaguar.

    Glazers Out!



  • #21
    Dr. Bre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    A sadanist more like


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  • #22
    An Ri rua
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    Loafing Oaf wrote: »
    Did you sell your soul to Santa?

    I'm more of an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac; I lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog...

    Got to admit, that's RUFF.


  • #23
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,314 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Loafing Oaf wrote: »
    Did you sell your soul to Santa?

    I'm more of an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac; I lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog...

    A catholic dog or Protestant dog?


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