I Can't Take Anymore!!!

Philipx

We have spent the last 12 month battling with Covid, endured the unending lockdowns, foregone the joy of a draught pint, forsaken the hugs of loved ones, gone for months recycling knickers and now this :eek::eek::eek::eek:


NO MORE 99's!!!

That's it!

Me & ma rifle are off to find a clocktower, I can't take this **** no more!

You'll never take me alive, Copper!!!!!

Muppet Man

Better off with a magnum anyway.

Conespiracy Forum is that way =======>

Cerveza

Are the schools finished already.

everlast75

Muppet Man wrote: »

Better off with a magnum anyway.

I see what you did there...

Panthro

MeepMeep2021 wrote: »

Conespiracy Forum is that way =======>

That's what they want you to believe...

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punisher5112

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQNMOGFI-Ks

Oink

Muppet Man wrote: »

Better off with a magnum anyway.

A handgun in a clock tower? Is this amateur hour?

branie2

Hang in there, it might be normal soon!

Cookie_Monster

Is that supposed to be an actual news article?

TheValeyard

Oink wrote: »

A handgun in a clock tower? Is this amateur hour?

That man has never been to a US educational facility!

jimgoose

Oink wrote: »

A handgun in a clock tower? Is this amateur hour?

.300 WinMag

Oink

jimgoose wrote: »

.300 WinMag

Exactly. But if someone took 99s away from me, I would also need some emotional support from an A-10 warthog.

jimgoose

Oink wrote: »

Exactly. But if someone took 99s away from me, I would also need some emotional support from an A-10 warthog.

Seems reasonable. The General Dynamics M61A2 is my Emotional Support rotary cannon.

Gregor Samsa

"Ms Khan said the 99 is the top selling ice cream cone available, adding that there was no alternative that works as well as the usual flakes used for the cone."

What about Twirls? In fact wouldn't they be even better? They don't fall apart and make a big mess all over you and the floor as soon as you bite them.

Ms Khan? Sounds more like Ms Can't to me!

o1s1n

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

"Ms Khan said the 99 is the top selling ice cream cone available, adding that there was no alternative that works as well as the usual flakes used for the cone."

What about Twirls? In fact wouldn't they be even better? They don't fall apart and make a big mess all over you and the floor as soon as you bite them.

Ms Khan? Sounds more like Ms Can't to me!

I've been eating both for over 30 years and have only now realised they're pretty much the same bar. :eek:

Mind = blown.

Ger Roe

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

"Ms Khan said the 99 is the top selling ice cream cone available, adding that there was no alternative that works as well as the usual flakes used for the cone."

What about Twirls? In fact wouldn't they be even better? They don't fall apart and make a big mess all over you and the floor as soon as you bite them.

Ms Khan? Sounds more like Ms Can't to me!

That's it!!! Solution found right there!.
Crisis averted ... close the thread.

Badly Drunk Boy

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

"Ms Khan said the 99 is the top selling ice cream cone available, adding that there was no alternative that works as well as the usual flakes used for the cone."

What about Twirls? In fact wouldn't they be even better? They don't fall apart and make a big mess all over you and the floor as soon as you bite them.

Ms Khan? Sounds more like Ms Can't to me!

Exactly! I've a Flake and a Twirl in my drawer at the moment (I don't know why) but the Twirl will be eaten first because of the relative non-flakiness and lack of mess. The Flake...only when I'm desperate/go feral.

punisher5112

Put a twirl in it.....

Rawr

Reads article....

Ms Khan said that "by mid-July it will be tough to get 99s", adding however that Teddy’s themselves have enough flakes to get by as they have been stockpiling them.

"I even have them hidden under my bed," she said.

Yea....I'd be going with a Twirl like others here. Don't really fancy any of that bed-chocolate :P

Atlantic Dawn

Apparently it only costs less than €30 for 144 of them.

https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/99-flake-shortage-due-brexit-20616524

Pinch Flat

This should really be high on the gubberments agenda.

Gregor Samsa

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Apparently it only costs less than €30 for 144 of them.

https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/99-flake-shortage-due-brexit-20616524

That's because they're made from the chocolate sawdust from the manufacture of proper bars.

They're the MDF of confectionary.

Is there anything to be said for shaving Chocolate Buttons onto the top of the ice cream instead?

Badly Drunk Boy

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Apparently it only costs less than €30 for 144 of them.

https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/99-flake-shortage-due-brexit-20616524

I think I'm going more and more in the conspiracy theory direction regarding this. I think there is in fact a glut of Flakes manufactured, and Mondelez are scaring people into buying 144 for €20 or €30 so people have their own stock as home. But then, your local ice-cream man never experiences this 'shortage' so you buy your 99 ice-cream from him anyway ('cos it's handier) and you're left with your boxes of 144 Flakes.

I'm sure some people would call that a win-win situation, though.

degsie

We have an answer.....

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cadbury-Flake-Cream-Culinary-Bars/dp/B08ZRZYBLN

All is good!

sheesh

Oink wrote: »

A handgun in a clock tower? Is this amateur hour?

you heard what he said!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1zEUGck8NE

Bobblehats

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

What about Twirls? In fact wouldn't they be even better? They don't fall apart and make a big mess all over you and the floor as soon as you bite them.

Is their shjt together or what.

Go on, give us a twirl then…