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STD's

  • 12-05-2021 10:26pm
    #1
    Nomis21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭


    For most of the last year people havn't been allowed to meet anyone, let alone meet someone for sex. There is no such thing as Socially Distanced sex, so...

    There can't be any intimate sex with strangers so there can't be any sexual diseases, so...

    Does anyone know: Are all the STD clinics closed? STD doctors all out of work?

    Perhaps the one good thing that Covid has done is theoreticaly eliminate all STD's from everywhere from the planet. Except perhaps in Australia where people have been free to roam around most of the time.


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  • #2
    RulesOfNature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭RulesOfNature


    Nomis21 wrote: »
    For most of the last year people havn't been allowed to meet anyone, let alone meet someone for sex. There is no such thing as Socially Distanced sex, so...
    Is that what she's been telling you mate?

    Some contact the government will never control.


  • #3
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,164 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Just because people aren't allowed to do things doesn't mean they don't do them. If everyone obeyed every rule in the land we wouldn't need a police force.


  • #4
    An Ri rua
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    Nomis21 wrote: »
    For most of the last year people havn't been allowed to meet anyone, let alone meet someone for sex. There is no such thing as Socially Distanced sex, so...

    There can't be any intimate sex with strangers so there can't be any sexual diseases, so...

    Does anyone know: Are all the STD clinics closed? STD doctors all out of work?

    Perhaps the one good thing that Covid has done is theoreticaly eliminate all STD's from everywhere from the planet. Except perhaps in Australia where people have been free to roam around most of the time.

    TDs generally have a 5 year cycle. They do run clinics but not during Covid times, correct.
    But even when they get very little attention or sustenance, they can still mutate in 5 year cycles. They can last in the cold and in the wind for years. Very very difficult to see the back of them.
    There is a sexual one alright, down in Cork? Gets fierce worked up about women's issues. And sure she's even lovelier when she's addled.


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