Lotto water slide

skimpydoo

If you won the top prize in the Lotto would you buy a a huge water slide?

happyoutscan

skimpydoo wrote: »

If you won the top prize in the Lotto would you buy a a huge water slide?

I'd buy Bundoran. Then raze it to the ground, slides and all.

Lewis_Benson

skimpydoo wrote: »

If you won the top prize in the Lotto would you buy a a huge water slide?

No.

nibtrix

skimpydoo wrote: »

If you won the top prize in the Lotto would you buy a a huge water slide?

Yes I would. In my private swimming pool in my gigantic private house, where people wouldn’t be sliding through my living room...

RobbingBandit

Nope I'd build my own private compound with a huge Domino's Pizza and a barbecue sauce slide and blackjack and hookers.

An Ri rua

skimpydoo wrote: »

If you won the top prize in the Lotto would you buy a a huge water slide?

No, what would you be doing with 2 water slides? That's just pure arrogant, ugly money, that is.

Sure they give you one as part of the winner's onboarding pack?

Bob Harris

Yes, but instead of water I'd slide into a big pool of 500€ notes.

Sam Hain

Bob Harris wrote: »

Yes, but instead of water I'd slide into a big pool of 500€ notes.

I'd fill it with tramps piss and not use it or have it going through the living room.

An Ri rua

Sam Hain wrote: »

I'd fill it with tramps piss and not use it or have it going through the living room.

It's a bit early for drink-posting, in fairness Sam

McGinniesta

Coke, booze and fanny.

Too right I would but it wouldn't be connected to my mansion

Your Face

Id run the slide off the electricity and the electricity off the gas and save two hundred pounds a year.

ebbsy

McGinniesta wrote: »

Coke, booze and fanny.

Loads of snatch waiting at the bottom ?



Moist.

punisher5112

Hookers and coke

Pandiculation

That slide would probably cost more than the lottery win, particularly retrofitting to a block of flats.

jimgoose

Do you want anything from the shop, WIlliam?

branie2

Nope

mzungu

"’I'd try and spend it as wisely as possible for the greatest good of different projects and organisations, particularly sporting organisations. I might keep a bit for myself."

arctictree

Pandiculation wrote: »

That slide would probably cost more than the lottery win, particularly retrofitting to a block of flats.

Ha, there is not a chance in hell you'd get planning for that! And then try to sort out the insurance. Imagine how many claims would start rolling in!

Dank Janniels

I remember years ago on the news there was a really high jackpot, (or it might have been the 1st Euromillions) and "Lotto Fever had gripped the country".
Reporter asked people what they would do with it, most said holidays, new car, pay off mortgage.
Then she asked aload of kids, 1 little guy said "Il give half to Concern and half to Trocaire", girl beside him said "Il give half to Trocaire and half to SVP,
Reporter says to them "Oh ye are all very charitable, would ye not keep any for yourselves?" And in an instant you could see them pause and go "Oh yeah!" and discover Capitalism and Consumerism!!!

Allinall

jimgoose wrote: »

Do you want anything from the shop, WIlliam?

I’d say he’s too young to remember Maureen's, and never had a bet with Joe Boyle.

iamstop

Fireman's pole from the 2nd to the ground floor and a trampoline to get from the ground to the 2nd floor.

Or a trebuchet aimed on a huge airbag. Yeah, that one!