Accidentally on purpose

Away With The Fairies

Was there ever anything done to you that was made out that it was an accident?

I fell out with a friend a couple of years ago and I received a message from them that wasn't for me. They were meant to send it to a fella called Mike. It was a message thanking the fella for their night together the previous night. Went into so much detail about their night.

My name begins with L. So you would think it was maybe accidentally pressing on L name instead of M. But I know for a fact that they had their mother's name in their phone as mammy, so I don't know how they accidentally pressed on my name when mammy is closer to Mike in the phone book. Also, they were such a horrible person and I asked for an apology for something horrible they did and they wouldn't. How dare I, so they actually had my name as weasel in their phone book. So W is very far from M. Especially when there's more names in her phone book between M and W.

So how they accidentally sent it to me, I don't know. But I don't think it was accidental. She was very fond of the cock, and I think she tried to make me jealous or something. It was her way of saying they were better than me for getting cock. Turns out that night never actually happened either.

One thing for sure that wasn't an accident. I was very friendly with their mother, so I went online and sent her mother a message and left her number so it made it look the message came from said friend. Word for word, I copied her message with all the explicit details and sent it on to her mammy.

Any similar accidentally on purpose stories?

What.

nullzero

I call the big one Bitey.

Sharpyshoot

Nphet have a lot to answer for.

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[Deleted User] wrote: »

What.

"Fond of the cock" friend sent a message about getting "the cock". Poster think it was deliberate to make her jealous so copied and pasted the message and sent it to "fond of the cock's" mother.


I think why is a better question.

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I've just noticed the OP's username ....

JoChervil

Away With The Fairies wrote: »

Was there ever anything done to you that was made out that it was an accident?

I fell out with a friend a couple of years ago and I received a message from them that wasn't for me. They were meant to send it to a fella called Mike. It was a message thanking the fella for their night together the previous night. Went into so much detail about their night.

My name begins with L. So you would think it was maybe accidentally pressing on L name instead of M. But I know for a fact that they had their mother's name in their phone as mammy, so I don't know how they accidentally pressed on my name when mammy is closer to Mike in the phone book. Also, they were such a horrible person and I asked for an apology for something horrible they did and they wouldn't. How dare I, so they actually had my name as weasel in their phone book. So W is very far from M. Especially when there's more names in her phone book between M and W.

So how they accidentally sent it to me, I don't know. But I don't think it was accidental. She was very fond of the cock, and I think she tried to make me jealous or something. It was her way of saying they were better than me for getting cock. Turns out that night never actually happened either.

One thing for sure that wasn't an accident. I was very friendly with their mother, so I went online and sent her mother a message and left her number so it made it look the message came from said friend. Word for word, I copied her message with all the explicit details and sent it on to her mammy.

Any similar accidentally on purpose stories?

God, protect us from our friends, we can deal with our enemies easily....

Sharpyshoot

JoChervil wrote: »

God, protect us from our friends, we can deal with our enemies easily....

Just as well you quoted op there we would have never knew who you were replying to.

This reminds me of some entertaining dramatics that unfolded over on the Covid Forum last week.

JoChervil

But seriously, your ex friend could have just made a Freudian mistake. You both just parted, she could have thought about you at that time, so she sent it to you really by mistake, choosing your number subconsciously...

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[Deleted User] wrote: »

This reminds me of some entertaining dramatics that unfolded over on the Covid Forum last week.

I missed that.

JoChervil

Sharpyshoot wrote: »

Just as well you quoted op there we would have never knew who you were replying to.

Obviously I am not as smart as you.

Sharpyshoot

Sharpyshoot wrote: »

Nphet have a lot to answer for.

A fellatious theory. Ronan Glynn is mounting legal action as we speak, no question when he'll be satisfied.

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A fellatious theory. Ronan Glynn is mounting legal action as we speak, no question when he'll be satisfied.

The next two weeks are critical to flatten the curve.

Sharpyshoot

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The next two weeks are critical to flatten the curve.

He will flatten Ronans phallus alright.

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Sharpyshoot wrote: »

He will flatten Ronans phallus alright.

Are you fond of the cock yourself?

85603

tell us more about your friends love of the cock.

just what intensity of cock love are we talking about here?

JustAThought

Michael McIntyre has a sketch based on that - accidentally on purpose sending someone a text you want them to get but pretending you mixed
up the name and sent it by accident!

Funny but also not so funny.

Very cruel thing to do.

ZX7R

So they had your name as weasel in there phone your name starts with l ,his with w....
Why were you looking up there contact list in their phone
This tread sucks cock.

JustAThought

L &M - next in the phonebook list - not too difficult to imagine how it could happen with slippy fingers or a wine glass in hand....

Away With The Fairies

JustAThought wrote: »

L &M - next in the phonebook list - not too difficult to imagine how it could happen with slippy fingers or a wine glass in hand....

I think mammy comes between the letter L and Mike. Definitely not a slip up when they called me weasel for asking for an apology.

85603

i accidentally-on-purposed someone a long time ago, he had said something i didn't like earlier in the night, and we were going to some sort of drink related thing that involved climbing a fence.

i was to go over the fence before him, and he was to boost me up so i could climb, so while he was in the process of helping me reach the top of the fence i managed to clip him in the jaw with a back-heel ... full plausible deniability.

then i was like, oh im so sorry, but i wasn't lol.

Away With The Fairies

JoChervil wrote: »

But seriously, your ex friend could have just made a Freudian mistake. You both just parted, she could have thought about you at that time, so she sent it to you really by mistake, choosing your number subconsciously...

Her night of passion didn't even happen either. But they wrote out a message regardless. It was no mix up. That I'm 100% positive about.

Purple Mountain

Away With The Fairies wrote: »

I think mammy comes between the letter L and Mike. Definitely not a slip up when they called me weasel for asking for an apology.

I'm more curious as to how you managed to intercept your friend's online messages to send "mammy" one.

85603

Away With The Fairies wrote: »

Her night of passion didn't even happen either. But they wrote out a message regardless. It was no mix up. That I'm 100% positive about.

just get her to help you over a fence.

Jesus.
Hashtag paranoid.

Plot hole - if the night of cock with Mike never happened, how come she was supposedly sending detailed description of the night to Mike, before accidentally on purpose sending it to Weasel?

a_squirrelman

Ok then.

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[Deleted User] wrote: »

Plot hole - if the night of cock with Mike never happened, how come she was supposedly sending detailed description of the night to Mike, before accidentally on purpose sending it to Weasel?

Fond of the cock friend wants to make weasel friend jealous.

Seems legit.

85603

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Fond of the cock friend wants to make weasel friend jealous.

Seems legit.

jealous?

its not like cock is hard to get.

hunky dories are probably more difficult to get than several flavors of cock.

Sardonicat

85603 wrote: »

i accidentally-on-purposed someone a long time ago, he had said something i didn't like earlier in the night, and we were going to some sort of drink related thing that involved climbing a fence.

i was to go over the fence before him, and he was to boost me up so i could climb, so while he was in the process of helping me reach the top of the fence i managed to clip him in the jaw with a back-heel ... full plausible deniability.

then i was like, oh im so sorry, but i wasn't lol.

A drinking related thing that required climbing over a fence? Drinking cider in a field, so.

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85603 wrote: »

jealous?

its not like cock is hard to get.

hunky dories are probably more difficult to get than several flavors of cock.

Tell that to weasel, she said it.

Sardonicat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Tell that to weasel, she said it.

Is weasel The Nidge?

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Sardonicat wrote: »

Is weasel The Nidge?

:eek:

Plot twist!

humberklog

I was shafted out of a job in order for one of the directors to parachute their dullard son into management role in the company. I found out the day I arrived back from holidays.

Move on 7 years and I'm in Burger King in the airport departure lounge and spot the guy sitting with his family (thick son there too) at a table.
I ordered the biggest Coke they had, loosened the lid and popped it onto a tray and wandered over to his direction...."Ah Jim! Long time no see...!!!Oooopsss!!" Splash! Every drop tipped straight onto his lap.

Poor fooker died about 6 months later. I thought he was looking a bit peaky.

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humberklog wrote: »

I was shafted out of a job in order for one of the directors to parachute their dullard son into management role in the company. I found out the day I arrived back from holidays.

Move on 7 years and I'm in Burger King in the airport departure lounge and spot the guy sitting with his family (thick son there too) at a table.
I ordered the biggest Coke they had, loosened the lid and popped it onto a tray and wandered over to his direction...."Ah Jim! Long time no see...!!!Oooopsss!!" Splash! Every drop tipped straight onto his lap.

Poor fooker died about 6 months later. I thought he was looking a bit peaky.

So ... you accidentally on purpose killed your ex boss? I hope you went back for the dullard son too!

humberklog

Leg End Reject wrote: »

So ... you accidentally on purpose killed your ex boss? I hope you went back for the dullard son too!

It was him told me about his dad dying. He said his dad came back from Spain in a coffin 6 months after I met them. Never even mentioned the coke incident.

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humberklog wrote: »

It was him told me about his dad dying. He said his dad came back from Spain in a coffin 6 months after I met them. Never even mentioned the coke incident.

I was only taking the piss, I didn't think you'd actually killed him.

EmmetSpiceland

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I was only taking the piss, I didn't think you'd actually killed him.

I guess we’ll never know for sure.

JoChervil

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I guess we’ll never know for sure.

Yeah, it might have been coke cock poisoning... or e.coli

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EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I guess we’ll never know for sure.

Very strange.

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Leg End Reject wrote: »

Details?

Oh I dare not for fear of the dreaded ban hammer.

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[Deleted User] wrote: »

Oh I dare not for fear of the dreaded ban hammer.

I'm disappointed.

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Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'm disappointed.

I could make something up? Like a bedtime story?

EmmetSpiceland

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I could make something up? Like a bedtime story?

Bedtime tales by Fonda Cox

Necro

Mod:

Can we move on folks, don't be bringing up things that happened in other forums please. Thanks

humberklog

JustAThought wrote: »

Please don’t tell us you were working in the Burgerking? Maybe he died of mortification for you.

Nah, but nothing wrong with working there or anywhere in my opinion. I wouldn't be embarrassed to work in BK. You're indoors, easy public transport to and from work and good job security with potential. What's not to like?

But no, I was heading off on a well earned holiday from my Contacts Manager job in a Civil Engineering firm.

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