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Neighbors car.

  • 23-03-2021 3:22am
    #1
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭


    My neighbors girlfriend's ****box 01 Golf wont start. I've been listening to starting attempts for over an hour. The battery just wont die.
    It's keeping me awake and Im pissed off. Like why wont she just stop trying and get a jump in the morning?

    Just needed an avenue to express this frustration anonymously.:D


Comments

  • #2
    Bandito909
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 347 ✭✭Bandito909


    I'll give her a jump in the morning.


  • #3
    Cdemess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭Cdemess


    Golfs never die


  • #4
    oneweb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭oneweb


    We need an update!! >,<

    It is what it's.



  • #5
    ikeano29
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 344 ✭✭ikeano29


    Did she get it started


  • #6
    Sharpyshoot
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 452 ✭✭Sharpyshoot


    Would you not offer some assistance instead of lying in bed pulling your your tool.


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  • #7
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Sharpyshoot wrote: »
    Would you not offer some assistance instead of lying in bed pulling your your tool.

    Blow it out your arse you ******.

    Ive barely slept because of this bullsh1t .


  • #8
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,950 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Bandito909 wrote: »
    I'll give her a jump in the morning.

    Nice to see chivalry isn't dead.


  • #9
    listermint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,184 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Blow it out your arse you ******.

    Ive barely slept because of this bullsh1t .

    Seems like a problem of your own making then...


  • #10
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Just waiting who gets boards infractment.


  • #11
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,978 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Sharpyshoot wrote: »
    Would you not offer some assistance instead of lying in bed pulling your your tool.

    With his... Deft Left Hand?..


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  • #12
    SmartinMartin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,936 ✭✭✭SmartinMartin


    Deaf left hand would have slept through this cacophony.
    Names are important, people.


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 596 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Blow it out your arse you ******.

    Ive barely slept because of this bullsh1t .

    If you’d given her a dig out hours ago, you’d have gotten plenty of sleep.


  • #14
    Ubbquittious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,313 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Is this in de States? I thought they all drove Pontiacs and Buicks there?


  • #15
    silver2020
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭silver2020


    YFlyer wrote: »
    Just waiting who gets boards infractment.

    Its "Afterhours" - hasn't come anywhere close to infraction level. :P

    Considering the OP's user name, surprised he didn't go with the rhythm of the engine starting noise, but maybe it was too vigorous and repetitive.


  • #16
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    I'd just like to add that the stupid, whinnying sort of "music" in the latest Hyundai ads sounds like a knackered old Ford Feshty trying to start and not succeeding.


  • #17
    AMKC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,431 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    Cdemess wrote: »
    Golfs never die

    Yes they do.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



  • #18
    BuboBubo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 927 ✭✭✭BuboBubo


    Ubbquittious wrote: »
    Is this in de States? I thought they all drove Pontiacs and Buicks there?

    Rabbit? Aren't Golfs called Rabbits over there?


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    White noise is the business.


  • #20
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    silver2020 wrote: »
    Its "Afterhours" - hasn't come anywhere close to infraction level. :P

    Considering the OP's user name, surprised he didn't go with the rhythm of the engine starting noise, but maybe it was too vigorous and repetitive.

    Sweet. I'll use Deaflefty post as a reference if infracted in the future.


  • #21
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,171 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Panthro wrote: »
    With his... Deft Left Hand?..

    Part of the Dead Hand Gang I reckon



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  • #22
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    why not get out of bed and offer to jump start it better than just lying there in frustration isn't it?

    and who know's she may offer some jiggy jiggy in return ;)


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