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Non-sexual Wet Dreams

  • 16-03-2021 4:05pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 565 ✭✭✭


    Do you ever have them?

    I have them from time to time....it's weird (maybe I am) but these dreams involve no women whatsoever, it's usually me in frustrating situations like say trying to enter a house and the front door is locked and I'm there for ages trying to open it and finally I do....and then I jizz.

    anyone else? (please say yes)


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 ✭✭✭20/20


    Are you into bondage ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭Curse These Metal Hands


    Probably a community somewhere for people who get off on fiddly locks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 565 ✭✭✭frosty123


    20/20 wrote: »
    Are you into bondage ?

    Certainly not!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭1o059k7ewrqj3n




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    When it happens, have you not shifted a load for a week or more beforehand?


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,102 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Can I stimulate your interest in some very graphic dodgy lock porn, OP? :D:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Maz2016


    frosty123 wrote: »
    Do you ever have them?

    I have them from time to time....it's weird (maybe I am) but these dreams involve no women whatsoever, it's usually me in frustrating situations like say trying to enter a house and the front door is locked and I'm there for ages trying to open it and finally I do....and then I jizz.

    anyone else? (please say yes)

    Have you recently just experienced puberty??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭Green Mile


    It’s the knobs and knockers, isn’t it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Haven't had a wet dream since I was a teenager.

    I'd have thought most men when going throught a dry patch and not having sex with someone use the right hand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Maz2016


    Haven't had a wet dream since I was a teenager.

    I'd have thought most men when going throught a dry patch and not having sex with someone use the right hand.

    For some of us, it’s been so long we have even switched to the left hand!!

    I also would have thought wet dreams were for teenagers


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