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Non-sexual Wet Dreams

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  • 16-03-2021 5:05pm
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    frosty123
    Registered Users Posts: 565 ✭✭✭


    Do you ever have them?

    I have them from time to time....it's weird (maybe I am) but these dreams involve no women whatsoever, it's usually me in frustrating situations like say trying to enter a house and the front door is locked and I'm there for ages trying to open it and finally I do....and then I jizz.

    anyone else? (please say yes)


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    20/20
    Registered Users Posts: 704 ✭✭✭20/20


    Are you into bondage ?


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    Curse These Metal Hands
    Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭Curse These Metal Hands


    Probably a community somewhere for people who get off on fiddly locks.


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    frosty123
    Registered Users Posts: 565 ✭✭✭frosty123


    20/20 wrote: »
    Are you into bondage ?

    Certainly not!


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    1o059k7ewrqj3n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭1o059k7ewrqj3n


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRXIcj6e08Y


    dreams muinteoir, dreams


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    mr.anonymous
    Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    When it happens, have you not shifted a load for a week or more beforehand?


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    JupiterKid
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    Can I stimulate your interest in some very graphic dodgy lock porn, OP? :D:pac:


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    Maz2016
    Registered Users Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Maz2016


    frosty123 wrote: »
    Do you ever have them?

    I have them from time to time....it's weird (maybe I am) but these dreams involve no women whatsoever, it's usually me in frustrating situations like say trying to enter a house and the front door is locked and I'm there for ages trying to open it and finally I do....and then I jizz.

    anyone else? (please say yes)

    Have you recently just experienced puberty??


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    Green Mile
    Registered Users Posts: 494 ✭✭Green Mile


    It’s the knobs and knockers, isn’t it.


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    Galwayguy35
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    Haven't had a wet dream since I was a teenager.

    I'd have thought most men when going throught a dry patch and not having sex with someone use the right hand.


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    Maz2016
    Registered Users Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Maz2016


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    Haven't had a wet dream since I was a teenager.

    I'd have thought most men when going throught a dry patch and not having sex with someone use the right hand.

    For some of us, it’s been so long we have even switched to the left hand!!

    I also would have thought wet dreams were for teenagers


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