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Told a paramedic to lose weight

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  • 16-02-2021 11:06pm
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    notabogsnotion
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭


    He told me not to smoke in my own house as it was damaging his health. I told him that the fact that he was obese was probably more of a threat.

    Fair game?


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    Rodney Bathgate
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    Smokers are jokers.


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    mad m
    Registered Users Posts: 9,002 ✭✭✭mad m


    OP,

    Very apt user name :pac:


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    Gestureapo
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    Why was he there


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    #5
    notabogsnotion
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭notabogsnotion


    The obese fly under the radar whereas smokers are fair game. The secondary smoke from one cigarette was not likely to kill him however being about 8 stone overweight might well do.


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    [Deleted User]
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    i feel this story is missing something


    Why was there a paramedic at your gaff??
    Is everything ok


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    COVID
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    Were you passively inhaling his fat?


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    tabby aspreme
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    Fags 1 Fats 0


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    beertons
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    Could be bloated from excess pancakes.


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    Gestureapo
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    i feel this story is missing something


    Why was there a paramedic at your gaff??
    Is everything ok

    He came back and caught the paramedic in bed with his wife


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    notabogsnotion
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭notabogsnotion


    I went all Catholic on him and said 'let he without sin cast the first stone'.


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    tabby aspreme
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    Did you pinch him too make sure he wasn't a skinny lad, in a Paramedic Sumo Suit


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    #13
    notabogsnotion
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭notabogsnotion


    Some cheek telling me not to smoke in my own home. Brings out the nasty.


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    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,313 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    notabogsnotion wrote: »
    He told me not to smoke in my own house as it was damaging his health. I told him that the fact that he was obese was probably more of a threat.

    Fair game?
    Nope YTA....

    I don't think you can get fat by standing beside him/her...
    Maybe have some manners and put down the fag when paramedic there?


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    Rodney Bathgate
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    Sounds glandular.


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    notabogsnotion
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    Paramedics here because of chest pain - well actually ribs - but the algorithm doesn't differentiate.


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    punisher5112
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    That was no paramedic... It was Jeremy Dewitte


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    notabogsnotion
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭notabogsnotion


    Seriously though - someone about twice the size of a normal person tells me that my cigarette smoke might damage them? I think you gave that up at 20 stone mate.


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    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Mod:

    Start a nonsense thread like this again or continue the fat shaming and you will be forum banned OP


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