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  • 03-01-2021 10:59pm
    #1
    Piehead
    Registered Users Posts: 472 ✭✭


    Is there anything as great as an honest dry fart? A good loud meaty one that releases tensions and air !


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    um7y1h83ge06nx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    I prefer the silent but deadly variety myself. Leave a little present in a group of people then scamper away feeling satisfied.


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    #3
    Daragh1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭Daragh1980


    I sharted a blood clot a few days ago. Nothing satisfying about it.


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    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    Daragh1980 wrote: »
    I sharted a blood clot a few days ago. Nothing satisfying about it.

    You’re doing it wrong then...


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    #5
    JasonStatham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭JasonStatham


    Eat plenty of fruit cake or drink lots of coffee. That'll give you a lot of gas.


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    #6
    AMKC
    Registered Users Posts: 15,724 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
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    I always have one ready for the till at the shops these days incase someone gets to close I just let rip and I can tell you that person would not stay standing there for long then lol.


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    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,172 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Left a hefty steamer crop dusting the escalator in Lidl yesterday.


    A bang like burning tyres off the place.


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    GMSA
    Registered Users Posts: 281 ✭✭GMSA


    Onions for me. Loud and noxious.


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