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What Evil Villain comes out with the Coolest Statements?

  • 31-12-2020 4:11pm
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭ xieann

    Answer the poll.

    No feelings hurt.

    Who is the most eloquent villain 18 votes

    Strannix Under Siege 1
    Emporer Palpatine
    kontads 1 vote
    Darth Vader (Anakin Skywalker)
    BazBox 1 vote
    Joker Heath Ledger
    geeceeGreyfox 2 votes
    Joker jack nicholson
    SantanRobbingBanditAlfred Bordendobman88Oops!GwynplaineSantaClaw 7 votes
    Riddler Jim carrey
    False Prophet 1 vote
    Roy Batty blade runner 1
    the incredible pudding 1 vote
    Sean bean patriot games
    brianregan09alchemist33wytekxieannStevenToast 5 votes
    Somebody else


  • Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭ smurf492

    Cyrus the virus

  • Registered Users Posts: 596 ✭✭✭ bigar

    Hugo Drax in Moonraker.

    Hugo Drax : Allow me to introduce you to the airlock chamber. Observe, Mr Bond, your route from this world to the next.

    [opens airlock door]

    Hugo Drax : And you, Dr Goodhead, your desire to become America's first woman in space will shortly be fulfilled.

    There are many more excellent lines.

  • Registered Users Posts: 7,981 ✭✭✭ brevity

    Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood.

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,514 ✭✭✭ FunLover18

    Hans Gruber: I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way… so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭ chiefwiggum

    Pat Mustard..

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,693 ✭✭✭ Sawduck

    Don Logan from Sexy Beast

  • Registered Users Posts: 56,377 ✭✭✭✭ Agent Coulson

    Hannibal Lecter

    Annie Wilkes

    Jack Wilson - Shane.

  • Registered Users Posts: 17,475 ✭✭✭✭ RobbingBandit

    Joker jack nicholson
    Frank Costello

    One of Jack's craziest characters

  • Registered Users Posts: 12,751 ✭✭✭✭ bnt

    Howard Payne (Dennis Hopper) in Speed. “Poor people are crazy, Jack. I’m eccentric.”

    Parvi enim sunt foris arma, nisi est consilium domi.

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭ chiefwiggum

    Dr Evil

    Throw me a frickin bone here!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭ Bruno Mannheim

    Dr Evil

    Throw me a frickin bone here!

    You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

    I Didn’t Spend Six Years In Evil Medical School To Be Called 'Mister,' Thank You Very Much

    We Finally Have A Working Tractor Beam, Which We Shall Call... Preparation H

    Why Make Trillions, When We Can Make...Billions?

    Don't Look At Me Like I'm Frickin' Frankenstein! Give Your Father A Hug!

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭ world class wreckin’ cru

    Hans Gruber.

    “I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way… so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.”...

    ...Among others.

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,292 ✭✭✭ Heckler

    Is it coolest or most eloquent ?

    I always liked,

    Drexl Spivey : Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

    and of course,

    “Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen.”

    Vincenzo Coccotti was cool, eloquent and very villiany !

  • Registered Users Posts: 12,289 ✭✭✭✭ Mad_maxx

    take your pick of any of the villians in " True Romance "

  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,535 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Dades

    The correct answer (as mentioned above) is Hans Gruber.

    "You ask for miracles, Theo, I give you the F... B... I...."