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T'was The Best Christmas Ever

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  • 26-12-2020 9:32pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 8,313 ✭✭✭


    No Christmas mania

    No manic shopping

    No Christmas advertising starting in late October

    No expectations to perform for xmas and get in the xmas mood by grown up children reliving their youth.

    No St. Stephens day sales when it's supposed to a f*ckin national holiday - like yeah, even for lowly shop cashiers, duh!

    No football on St. Stephen's day (like can we not have a couple of days off football instead of doing a football xmas special when it's on all year round).

    But the one thing we didn't escape I noticed was the moral media talking about the homeless as they do every time this season. Bonus points to the meida for taking the edge of a few days of happiness we try to muster because we don't quite deserve it for benefiting from a capitalist system which if we didn't have we'd all be living in a socialist squalor.

    What did you get for xmas hmm?

    I know what I got. One less headache.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,576 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I got an Apple Watch. Great stuff.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    But there was manic shopping

    Crowds


    Traffic

    Dullnes


    Covid etc etc....

    This year has been a complete right off ....


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,980 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    There was a few premier league games on today.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭85603


    AllForIt wrote: »
    No Christmas mania

    No manic shopping

    No Christmas advertising starting in late October

    No expectations to perform for xmas and get in the xmas mood by grown up children reliving their youth.

    No St. Stephens day sales when it's supposed to a f*ckin national holiday - like yeah, even for lowly shop cashiers, duh!

    No football on St. Stephen's day (like can we not have a couple of days off football instead of doing a football xmas special when it's on all year round).

    But the one thing we didn't escape I noticed was the moral media talking about the homeless as they do every time this season. Bonus points to the meida for taking the edge of a few days of happiness we try to muster because we don't quite deserve it for benefiting from a capitalist system which if we didn't have we'd all be living in a socialist squalor.

    What did you get for xmas hmm?

    I know what I got. One less headache.

    Doing so well up to the capitalism socialism shyte.

    But yeah, no bullsht christmas is the best.

    Got nothing for anyone, received nothing, didn't stand in a single queue, didn't go within a km of any crowd. Watched some good tv, ate, chilled, no visitors, non-consumerist christmas is great.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,751 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Maybe the media will not go into their usual January frenzy about trolley numbers in hospitals. It always struck me as odd that that 500 or 600 on trolleys in May or August warrants no publicity whatever. But 700 in January leads every news bulletin and front page for three weeks.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭I see sheep


    AllForIt wrote: »
    No Christmas mania

    No manic shopping

    No Christmas advertising starting in late October

    No expectations to perform for xmas and get in the xmas mood by grown up children reliving their youth.

    No St. Stephens day sales when it's supposed to a f*ckin national holiday - like yeah, even for lowly shop cashiers, duh!

    No football on St. Stephen's day (like can we not have a couple of days off football instead of doing a football xmas special when it's on all year round).

    But the one thing we didn't escape I noticed was the moral media talking about the homeless as they do every time this season. Bonus points to the meida for taking the edge of a few days of happiness we try to muster because we don't quite deserve it for benefiting from a capitalist system which if we didn't have we'd all be living in a socialist squalor.

    What did you get for xmas hmm?

    I know what I got. One less headache.

    What a load of guff, you're incorrect on every point you make, that might be a record.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,194 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Maybe the media will not go into their usual January frenzy about trolley numbers in hospitals. It always struck me as odd that that 500 or 600 on trolleys in May or August warrants no publicity whatever. But 700 in January leads every news bulletin and front page for three weeks.




    Ah but May or August are the touristy-spendy times of the year. The time they try to look good for the tourists


    January you are just after pigging out on capitalism, sugar and instant gratification so you need to be made feel bad in order to get you to pay more tax


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Id take busy roads and sales madness over quiet roads with people sick and dying from Covid.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,194 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Your Face wrote: »
    Id take busy roads and sales madness over quiet roads with people sick and dying from Covid.


    If they bring back the busy roads they'll be dieing from normal flu and other infectious diseases instead


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    If they bring back the busy roads they'll be dieing from normal flu and other infectious diseases instead

    No they won't.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    I got an iPad.
    I also had a lovely peaceful day with the family members that mean everything to me.
    The media doesn’t affect me so whatever whining or guilting they were trying to do about the homeless was lost on me.

    It’s a lovely Christmas but then I’ve enjoyed everything one so far.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭theguzman


    I would see nothing wrong with forms of Christmas regulation after all this, no lights until Dec 1st minimum and same in shops etc. There needs to be a severe clampdown of the mindless unnecessary consumerism that happens in December, I'd have no problem with raising VAT to 33% each month of December also. Christmas is an absolutely grotesque affair which has totally destroyed what it was and is supposed to be. Enough food wasted to feed thousands and enough junk from Pennys etc to clothe a small african country. I have a big problem with the excesses of Christmas over all.


  • Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Was the worst year in years for getting around and shopping I found. Between reduced numbers and people going out more than they needed in defiance and out of nosiness most places were bunged.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭theguzman


    Was the worst year in years for getting around and shopping I found. Between reduced numbers and people going out more than they needed in defiance and out of nosiness most places were bunged.

    Here where I live in Kerry it rained almost non-stop for over 3 weeks with only Christmas eve as the only 24 hour period without precipitation in the month of December so far. The worst month of non-stop rain I think I have ever encountered.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,194 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Your Face wrote: »
    No they won't.


    I am glad you will be single-handedly keeping them all alive


    For me it was the best Christmas because I discovered pine needle tea. During the summer I love a spot of wild camping but I was forever losing bags of Barrys or them getting dirty in the bottom of my rucksack. Now I won't be bringing them anymore


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,576 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I am glad you will be single-handedly keeping them all alive


    For me it was the best Christmas because I discovered pine needle tea. During the summer I love a spot of wild camping but I was forever losing bags of Barrys or them getting dirty in the bottom of my rucksack. Now I won't be bringing them anymore

    Do you just chuck a bunch of pine needles in a mug of boiling water or do you have to brew it up for a bit in a pot?

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,194 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Do you just chuck a bunch of pine needles in a mug of boiling water or do you have to brew it up for a bit in a pot?


    You have to brew it for a while and boiling is not good apparently


    https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/how-to-make-pine-needle-tea/


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,313 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    What a load of guff, you're incorrect on every point you make, that might be a record.

    wow


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,751 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Just as a back up, carry some tea bags in a plastic zip bag in your rucksack. That should stop them from getting dirty.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,313 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    I got an Apple Watch. Great stuff.

    Yeah well the reason it's called a watch is because Apple is watching you.

    Enjoy


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,313 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    85603 wrote: »
    Doing so well up to the capitalism socialism shyte.

    But yeah, no bullsht christmas is the best.

    Got nothing for anyone, received nothing, didn't stand in a single queue, didn't go within a km of any crowd. Watched some good tv, ate, chilled, no visitors, non-consumerist christmas is great.

    I know, I went on a tangent there. Ruined my own thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,576 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    AllForIt wrote: »
    Yeah well the reason it's called a watch is because Apple is watching you.

    Enjoy

    But sure they’re already watching through my phone, tv, laptop and iPad. Think my iPod is too old to have any monitoring “capabilities”.

    At this stage, you either “unplug” or you pick a provider you trust more than the others. I don’t have any non-Apple “devices” so they’re the one with the goods on me, I’d see them as the best of a bad lot.

    But the watch is great fun.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    The reason for the headlines every year is the winter is the peak time for flu , so we get 100s of people on trolleys ,
    Now people are just worried about covid.
    Every year certain things are in the headlines , hospital trolleys, homeless crisis, some celeb caught having an affair.
    No Paper will have a front page , oh there's not much news today
    Next year there ll probably be headlines about the economic
    Crisis caused by covid, and brexit
    Journalism does not have to creative they report what's happening even if some of it is boring
    Every month there seems to be a big hack
    millions of user accounts exposed user data not
    encrypted weak passwords used company x security is not
    good


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The good thing about the year and about Christmas is the shift in perspective. I don't care about gifts or parties or anything else as long as my family gets through the next few unvaccinated months without anyone else getting sick, or worse. Nothing else is even close to being as important.

    The year hasn't been a total write off, but I'll be glad to see the back of it. Things won't be magically better on 1st January, but this time next year should be much improved and I'll really enjoy seeing the entire family, getting loads of hugs, squabbling stupidly over silly things, and not having a cloud of dread cross my mind when I think of my older relatives.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,194 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Candie wrote: »
    Things won't be magically better on 1st January,




    They certainly won't. It will be a tough slog ahead for the next few months. Better lace up your sturdiest pair of boots, don your warmest coat and wolf down a few goose eggs and rye bread for strength.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    I am glad you will be single-handedly keeping them all alive


    For me it was the best Christmas because I discovered pine needle tea. During the summer I love a spot of wild camping but I was forever losing bags of Barrys or them getting dirty in the bottom of my rucksack. Now I won't be bringing them anymore


    Never occurred to you to put the tea bags in a tupperware container to stop them getting dirty in your filthy rucksack?


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