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Yokes alone

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  • 19-12-2020 7:48am
    #1
    Hellotonever
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    Love is the key to happiness.


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    #2
    Yuser.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 91 ✭✭Yuser.


    Love is the key to wealth


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    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Love is the drug I've been thinking off


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    [Deleted User]
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    I'm all out of love.


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    #5
    OOnegative
    Registered Users Posts: 4,834 ✭✭✭OOnegative


    The love that’s all around me and so the feeling grows.


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    JeffKenna
    Registered Users Posts: 4,524 ✭✭✭JeffKenna


    I feel it in my fingers


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    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,962 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Sure, now try and find some. Maybe Tesco will have a 2-for-1 special on Love in January.

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Love is strange


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    #9
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    I prefer masturbation, beer and gambling.


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    JeffKenna
    Registered Users Posts: 4,524 ✭✭✭JeffKenna


    McGinniesta wrote: »
    I prefer masturbation, beer and gambling.

    Cocaine and hookers for me


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Money the be all and end all of all happiness or is that coke


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    Church on Tuesday
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    Yokes are very important, you want to consume the whole egg really for optimum protein intake.

    Don't hate on yokes.


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    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    Yokes are very important, you want to consume the whole egg really for optimum protein intake.

    Don't hate on yokes.

    Yokes should be punished with a pokes


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Any yokes?


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    COVID
    Registered Users Posts: 624 ✭✭✭COVID


    And in the end
    The love you take
    Is equal to the love you make


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    Dramatik
    Registered Users Posts: 899 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    Yokes in the morning,
    Yokes in the evening,
    Yokes when you don't want no sleeping,

    There's nothing like a good old dirty yoke,
    They don't cost an arm or a leg, like the coke,

    Careful now,
    You're chewing your eyebrow,
    Remember we still have to get home somehow,

    Jesus lad, you're high as a plane...
    Wait.. what the f**k were we talking about again?


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Matt Damon


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    The Mighty Quinn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭The Mighty Quinn


    Went through an experimentation phase in my mid-late 20s. I tried ecstasy for first time. Had a ball. Decided I'd buy loads of it, so I did. Used to take one or two at night listening to music. Fabulous relaxing experiences.

    Then one night my drug fuelled mind remembered I'd a drawer full of these wonderful little pills, so off I went and took a few more and a few more.

    Fast forward to the next day where I feel lucky to have survived.

    My clothes were like I was swimming they were so wet from sweat. My whole body was red and angry looking from severe heat rash. It was an icy night and I had went for a long walk. I reckon the cold probably saved me from a nasty fate. My head was fuzzy for weeks, I was worried I'd done irreversible damage. Maybe I have yet.

    Either way, that was 2013, I'm older and wiser now and wouldn't recommend a solo flight to anyone!


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    bodhrandude
    Registered Users Posts: 12,423 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    I find no point in taking them at the moment, no nightclubs or pubs for that matter and no festivals this year and possibly next year now too. :(

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    is macauley culkin coming back for this one yeah?


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    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Dublin GAA stomping country folk is a nice added bonus


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