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The Business Man

MonkieSocks · 2020-11-13 20:03:08

A business man is working late with his gorgeous secretary. When they're finished she aske him back to her place for a drink. ' I can't , I have to get back to my wife,' 'Oh come on, it'll be fine'. They go back to her flat and the wine bottle comes out. After a few glasses she says' I've always found you so attractive,…

13-11-2020 8:03pm

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A business man is working late with his gorgeous secretary.

When they're finished she aske him back to her place for a drink.

' I can't , I have to get back to my wife,'

'Oh come on, it'll be fine'.

They go back to her flat and the wine bottle comes out.

After a few glasses she says' I've always found you so attractive, make love to me'

'I can't , I have to get home'

Taking no notice, she unbuttons her blouse and he can't help himself.

About 11.30 after 2 hours of fantastic sex he realises how late he is.

'Oh Christ, my wife is gonna kill me'

'Don't worry. Put this piece of chalk behind your ear and when she asks tell her exactly what has happened tonight'

The guy goes home and as he expected his wife is furious and demand to know where he's been.

'Well, I was working late with my gorgeous secretary and she invited me to her place.

We had drinks and then had the most fantastic sex I've ever had'

His wife goes completely mental and says' Don't lie to me you bastage, you've been in the pub playing darts with your mates!

You've still got the chalk behind your ear.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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