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Drunk Anaesthetist jailed

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  • 13-11-2020 12:16am
    #1
    Westernworld.
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    What's the most dangerous occupation to have while drunk

    Air Traffic Controller?


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    Potential-Monke
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    Boards mod?


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    #3
    Arghus
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    An airline pilot, unless you are Denzel Washington.


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    #4
    Westernworld.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭Westernworld.


    Bomb Disposal


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    #5
    Westernworld.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭Westernworld.


    Free Solo Climber


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    Gregor Samsa
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    Snake venom extractor


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    #7
    Notoldorwise
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    Bio-hazard Lab Technician.


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    sabat
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    Anaesthetist is also the most difficult occupation to pronounce when you're drunk.


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    PsychoPete
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    sabat wrote: »
    Anaesthetist is also the most difficult occupation to pronounce when you're drunk.

    I struggle with it sober


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    Sardonicat
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    Waxer


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    Gregor Samsa
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    Polar bear fluffer


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    [Deleted User]
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    American president.


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    #13
    punisher5112
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    A plain driver.....

    God

    Jesus


    Antifa member

    Police


    Atomic bomb key holder


    What was the question


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    Sardonicat
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    Gregor Samsa wrote: »
    Polar bear fluffer

    You'd have to be pished to do that, surely


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    Jimson
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    In charge of a nuclear power point.


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    TuringBot47
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    Westernworld. wrote: »
    What's the most dangerous occupation to have while drunk

    Being a glass of water


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    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,738 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Lion dentist. Bull milker?.


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    Kylta
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    Bringing me home


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    #19
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    sabat wrote: »
    Anaesthetist is also the most difficult occupation to pronounce when you're drunk.
    Try saying this when drunk. " I'd rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"


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    zf0wqv9oemuasj
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    Jimson wrote: »
    In charge of a nuclear power point.

    Not really modern plants basically run themselves and fail safes would prevent any mistakes by an operator.


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    The Tetrarch
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    Jimson wrote: »
    In charge of a nuclear power point.
    Homer Simpson managed ok.


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