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Eat yer crusts!!

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  • 15-10-2020 7:35am
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    Slideways
    Registered Users Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭


    Mammy Slideways insisted we all ate our crusts.

    Give ya strong teeth and curly hair she says. And I did as I was told but my dentist drives and Aston Martin and my hair is straight as an arrow.

    Where did I go wrong?

    What other maternal advice have you been given that didn’t play out


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    Sam Hain
    Registered Users Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    Don't talk to strangers.


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    padd b1975
    Registered Users Posts: 10,703 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Never sell or buy hens on a wet day.


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    AdrianBalboa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 475 ✭✭AdrianBalboa


    My Dad used to say that eating the crusts stunts your growth.


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    TheValeyard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,215 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    No, now fcuk off with yourself :D

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    Kylta
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    If we had a dry cough we were given the crust of a plain loaf. Actually thanks OP, im not suppose to eat bread but i'm going to treat myself to a plain loaf today.


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    corner of hells
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    Buy yourself a good bra and keep your legs closed.


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    Kylta
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    corner of hells wrote: »
    Buy yourself a good bra and keep your legs closed.

    Son


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    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,357 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Kylta wrote: »
    Son

    I stand over what I posted.


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    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    When we (four brothers) were small, if he cane in with a bad bleed from a gash when we were out playing, my ma always gave us a tomato to eat, saying it would replace the blood we lost, and it worked, I remember coming into the house covered in blood looking for the tomato before I got the bandage. Iooking back I realised it stopped us panicking as children at the sight of blood


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    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Turn off the immersion!


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    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    corner of hells wrote: »
    I stand over what I posted.

    Am curious how did that advice work out for you?


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    Badly Drunk Boy
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    Slideways wrote: »

    Give ya...curly hair she says.
    I always wondered why anybody would want curly hair! I still ate my crusts, but only because I wanted to.


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    TuringBot47
    Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    Slideways wrote: »
    Where did I go wrong?

    At a fundamental level.. believing that womens opinions are equal.


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    Potential-Monke
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    I don't eat bread, but I do eat toast, however I still cut off the crusts. For the simple reason that aside from being the worst part of the toast, it dries up the mouth. Hmmm... Black pudding on toast... Think I have lunch sorted for tonight.


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    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Never buy a generator from a traveller.


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    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    Only inject yer Insulin, ignore that stuff yer friend has

    21/25



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    Seamai
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭Seamai


    Don't play with your belly button, it will make your backside fall off.


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