Who was your worst celebrity crush? *Mod Warning in OP Please Read*

its_steve116

Have you ever had a reeeeeeally bad crush on a famous person?

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Folks, do not turn this into a pics thread, there is one already set up for this purpose here. By all means continue the discussion however.

LessOutragePlz

Sinead O'Connor

Mad_maxx

michelle pfieffer from about 1991 to 1995

jean byrne since i first laid eyes on her

Feisar

Jessica Rabbit from the age of about seven.

The Mighty Quinn

Meg Ryan for a couple of years around the time I first started noticing women, in the mid-late 90s

DeanAustin

Feisar wrote: »

Jessica Rabbit from the age of about seven.

Kylie Minogue was my first from her days as Charlene in Neighbours but on the above theme, Queen Elsa from Frozen is my number one these days...

Aglomerado

I was mad about Andre Agassi when he won Wimbledon in 1992. When he had the mullet

(that smile though...drools)
https://southafricatoday.net/sport/tennis/andre-agassi-remembering-1992-wimbledon/

Trigger Happy

Thelma Mansfield.

Gregor Samsa

A friend of mine had this picture of Jodie Foster on his bedroom wall when I was a teen:



I never wanted to leave that room. Could have camped there forever with the trouser tent I made.

Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

A friend of mine had this picture of Jodie Foster on his bedroom wall when I was a teen:



I never wanted to leave that room. Could have camped there forever with the trouser tent I made.

That is...

How TF is that a bad crush?!?

antimatterx

Jamie Lynn Spears about 12 years ago when I was 11/12.

There were a few on the X-Factor I liked back in the day - Diana Vickers, Cher Lloyd hahahaha

Gregor Samsa

Deleted User wrote: »

That is...

How TF is that a bad crush?!?

Are we talking about having a bad crush on someone, or a crush on someone bad? I'm taking it as the former.

Trigger Happy

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Are we talking about having a bad crush on someone, or a crush on someone bad? I'm taking it as the former.

Ah here! I took it as the latter and my crush above is now a pensioner. :mad:

Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Are we talking about having a bad crush on someone, or a crush on someone bad? I'm taking it as the former.

I took it as the latter.

In that vein, Stephanie Beacham from seaQuest DSV. Next time I saw her on screen, she was having an affair with Ken Barlow in Coronation Street.

I still would to be honest.

silverharp

Erin Grey hmmmmmm

Rebel_Kn1ght

Alicia Silverstone, watched some god awful films just to see her

Riddle101

The Olsen Twins back when they will regarded as teen idols and I was teenager as well. I must have watched all their movies and tv show on Nickelodeon hundreds of times.

its_steve116

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Are we talking about having a bad crush on someone, or a crush on someone bad? I'm taking it as the former.

It's the former

Gregor Samsa

its_steve116 wrote: »

It's the former

Excellent, the photo of Jodie, and my reaction to it, still stands.

Stevieluvsye

Stevieluvsye

Read the thread title wrong (Obviously)

No harm leaving the gif there anyway

Gruffalux

The Man from Atlantis
Bruno from FAME! (I'm gonna live forevahh...)
And John McEnroe.

It seems looking back that black curls were a big thing for me. I never went out with anyone who had black or curly hair.

JasonStatham

Mad_maxx wrote: »

michelle pfieffer from about 1991 to 1995

Michelle Pfeiffer in black latex? As catwoman? I can't post a photo.

Mysterypunter

Rebekah Elmologlou

Stevieluvsye

JasonStatham wrote: »

Michelle Pfeiffer in black latex? As catwoman? I can't post a photo.

AVFC.Stephen

Winona Ryder. Close the thread

Edit: scrap that Elisabeth shue

peasant

Nastassja Kinski.

She started her film career when I was at a VERY impressionable age

Necro

Mod:

Folks, do not turn this into a pics thread, there is one already set up for this purpose here. By all means continue the discussion however.

Thelonious Monk

I still don't quite get this thread - a crush on someone wrote off, or having quite a big crush on someone?
Because there's nothing bad about having a crush on Michelle Pfeiffer, who must be one of the most beautiful women who has ever lived

JohnnyFlash

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

I still don't quite get this thread - a crush on someone wrote off, or having quite a big crush on someone?
Because there's nothing bad about having a crush on Michelle Pfeiffer, who must be one of the most beautiful women who has ever lived

Ya, I presumed it was going to be a thread filled with stories in the vein of having a **** to that nude painting ofNell McCafferty, or rubbing one out to that paparazzi topless shot of the actress who plays Gail Platt on Coronation Street.

inthenip

Susan Boyle - I think she's incredible.

ILoveYourVibes

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

my brother loved her

DoozerT6

Michael J Fox, back in the Family Ties days. He still has that boyish look, even being so unwell these days.

Church on Tuesday

Christina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil.

bnt

Geena Davis, in movies such as The Long Kiss Goodnight and A League Of Their Own. Such a tall drink of water...

cj maxx

I went through a phase of loving Andi McDowell

McGinniesta

I had a massive erection for Kelly Brooke and Dannii Minogue.

I almost went blind over those girls.

BattleCorp

Tiffany, yer wan wot danced in shopping malls singing 'I think we're alone now'.

Christ I'm getting old.

Her name is Tiffany Darwish if any whippersnappers want to Google her. Lads, what was I thinking fancying her.

ShatterAlan

Deleted User wrote: »

I took it as the latter.

In that vein, Stephanie Beacham from seaQuest DSV. Next time I saw her on screen, she was having an affair with Ken Barlow in Coronation Street.

I still would to be honest.

Are you nuts?


Stephanie Beacham was, and is, an absolute dream woman.


Classy, seductive. I still fantasise of her brushing her hair and then coming to me all demure in a four-poster bed in her nightie with her plummy English accent saying "The night is ours Mister Alan, my husband is away."


PHWOAR!!!!

woodenwonder

Dev from coronation street!!

stoneill

Lynsey De Paul

Ande1975

Morton Harket from Aha, I was actually deva when I saw he got married in a teen magazine and then cried tears of relief when it was from a film set.
30+ years later I still would.

I carry the shame of having a massive crush on the Hoff from Knight Rider and Baywatch days. Anyone who knew that has thankfully left the country.

Pipmae

Phillip Schofield - the shame......

PARlance

The Funhouse Twins... though the didn't even have the best hair on the show.

valoren

Gwyneth Paltrow circa 1996. She had that "it girl" phase then and was seemingly everywhere.

Lost interest after her cringeworthy Oscar speech and selling Fanny candles doesn't help. Still have a soft spot for Keira Knightley, crushed hard around the time Pirates of the Carribean was released.

Motivator

Kelly Osbourne. Had a **** over a magazine with her in it when I was about 14. Not so much a crush, I was just ridiculously horny and needed to have a ****. I’m still ashamed of it.

EmmetSpiceland

Susanna Hoff, was mad about her.

One I don’t, freely, admit to was having a “thing” for Ellen when she had that show set in a bookshop.