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  • 12-09-2020 05:00PM
    #1
    hgfj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭


    One night,
    yer feelin' grand,

    and off ya go to bed.
    Next morning,

    ya wake up,
    and guess what?

    Yeah, that's right -
    yer dead!

    I mean...
    ffs.


Comments

  • #2
    hgfj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭hgfj


    One night
    yer feelin' grand,
    and off ya go to bed.

    Next morning
    ya wake up,
    and guess what?

    Yeah, that's right -
    yer dead!

    I mean...
    ffs.






    Reads better this way, I think.


    In case anyone's wondering (though I'm sure no-one is)
    this poem is about sh*t that happens when you least expect it.
    Waking up dead being an extreme example.


  • #3
    Sheridan81
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭Sheridan81


    I think you can do better than that to be honest.


  • #4
    begbysback
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭begbysback


    Have you tried going back to bed?


  • #5
    hgfj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭hgfj


    Ah, jaysus, seriously? Do you not find it deep? Profound? Thought provoking?

    No?

    Nah, neither do I but I still kinda like it anyway.

    I mean... ffs


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