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Who would u like to wake up next to ?

  • 08-09-2020 6:02pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭


    Would it be your wife/Sno

    Would you rather something different?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭Tinytemper


    Is your mother available or is she busy on the street corner again tonight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    Grace Park


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭begbysback


    Zarco wrote: »
    Would it be your wife/Sno

    Would you rather something different?

    Something different, what like a rock or a strawberry or something?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭unhappys10


    Tinytemper wrote: »
    Is your mother available or is she busy on the street corner again tonight?

    Are you 5? Next you'll be telling us your dik is like a rainbow because the OP's mother wears so many shades of lipstick.

    Or you'll be telling OP to tell his mother to give you back your underpants because they won't fit your father.

    Or maybe you'll be telling us OP's mother is so fat you burnt your arse off the light bulb last night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    Fresh cup of tea.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭Tinytemper


    unhappys10 wrote: »
    Are you 5? Next you'll be telling us your dik is like a rainbow because the OP's mother wears so many shades of lipstick.

    Or you'll be telling OP to tell his mother to give you back your underpants because they won't fit your father.

    Or maybe you'll be telling us OP's mother is so fat you burnt your arse off the light bulb last night.

    I had your mother last week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,317 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    Zarco wrote: »
    Would it be your wife/Sno

    Would you rather something different?

    Definitely your wife.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭Tinytemper


    Sam Hain wrote: »
    Definitely your wife.

    You want to wake up next to his cousin?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭unhappys10


    Tinytemper wrote: »
    I had your oul one last week.

    Fixed that for you, do it right at least!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭TheBlackPill


    Zarco wrote: »
    Would it be your wife/Sno

    Would you rather something different?

    Somebody very discrete!


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 55,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Mod:

    Silly thread is silly. Closed.


This discussion has been closed.
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