So what is it made of?

Kylta

Well do we know what its made of?

Rodney Bathgate

Faeces?

Kylta

Rio

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

Faeces?

As long as you're sure.
My first thought was snot.

Rodney Bathgate

Kylta wrote: »

Rio

As long as you're sure.
My first thought was snot.

My motto is: ‘If in doubt, assume it’s faeces.’

Has never let me down yet.

Kylta

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

My motto is: ‘If in doubt, assume it’s faeces.’

Has never let me down yet.

If its excrement then who owns the sh!t that its made off

Rodney Bathgate

Kylta wrote: »

If its excrement then who owns the sh!t that its made off

I do. I sell it by the kilo. Check adverts, I have a few lots up for sale.

Kylta

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

I do. I sell it by the kilo. Check adverts, I have a few lots up for sale.

It is all your own $hit, because there's loads and loads of $hit going around this country at the moment. Im wondering are you buying it in or doing your own?

Rodney Bathgate

Kylta wrote: »

It is all your own $hit, because there's loads and loads of $hit going around this country at the moment. Im wondering are you buying it in or doing your own?

Technically all of it is mine, most is cloned, some is original.

Man with broke phone

Its actually a synthetic textile. Basically a plastic poop but synthetic and textiley, the hair on it would look perfectly real if it had hair.

Kylta

Man with broke phone wrote: »

Its actually a synthetic textile. Basically a plastic poop but synthetic and textiley, the hair on it would look perfectly real if it had hair.

Now that's a revelation, it did know you could make that $hit, ok so it could made from counterfeit, $hit

Man with broke phone

Kylta wrote: »

Now that's a revelation, it did know you could make that $hit, ok so it could made from counterfeit, $hit

It can be made to fit any counter but usually we stock it about the size of a half cucumber so that it looks like you are about to step in it when you see it on the floor.

Kylta

Man with broke phone wrote: »

It can be made to fit any counter but usually we stock it about the size of a half cucumber so that it looks like you are about to step in it when you see it on the floor.

What colour does it come in?

Man with broke phone

Kylta wrote: »

What colour does it come in?

Same colour as the socks you are wearing on the day of payment.

Kylta

Man with broke phone wrote: »

Same colour as the socks you are wearing on the day of payment.

Scarlet with lime green strip and small blue stars. I don't think thats the colour its made off. But I could be wrong

Man with broke phone

Theyd just refuse to deal with you until you returned with better socks.

Kylta

Man with broke phone wrote: »

Theyd just refuse to deal with you until you returned with better socks.

I have no socks only my original socks