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Unable to grow facial hair?

  • 30-07-2020 2:06am
    #1
    mr_fegelien
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭


    Is any man here like this? I'm 22 and have so far not been able to develop any facial hair at all. It's nice cause I don't have to spend money on shaving products.


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  • #2
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Not me. Been able to grow a beard since around 15/16.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #3
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Do you have pubes?


  • #4
    LiquidZeb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭LiquidZeb


    Look on the bright side OP, you'll save a fortune on razors and shaving cream.


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I hear your frustration. I tried ingesting fertiliser to stimulate growth, unfortunately this proved a failure when I passed away.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    mr_fegelien wrote: »
    Is any man here like this? I'm 12 and have so far not been able to develop any facial hair at all. It's nice cause I don't have to spend money on shaving products.

    I think this may be the reason.


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  • #7
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I hear your frustration. I tried ingesting fertiliser to stimulate growth, unfortunately this proved a failure when I passed away.

    Cover your face in sh1t. It will act as fertiliser for facial hair growth. Plus from a distance it will look like a beard.


  • #8
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    These guys came up with a solution...

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  • #9
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    I know it's (yet) another mr fegelien thread, but I'll put in an an answer to this.

    First off to all the smart arse answers to this, I hope you burn in Hell with your hairy arse faces & your hipster beards!

    Now, I've gotten that out of the way...

    I'm 52 & my beard growth is patchy to say the least. I could grow a 'Ronnie', but they're not really the fashion now.

    I don't really care about my 'problem' nowadays because I'm an older established fellow who has achieved most of the basics expected of someone of my age.

    Good job, great wife, lovely healthy kids.

    I did it all without the ability to grow a full beard. Mad isin't it?:confused:;)

    When I was younger it bothered me a lot, but at that stage lots of things bothered me.

    Also, my hair is very good for a man of my age. No baldness & not much 'snow on the roof'.

    All that said, I'd love the ability to grow a killer set of sideboards.:cool:


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