Piss shivers

JimmyChew

Apparently lady folk don't get them?

What the hell are they about? I kind of like them though.

JasonStatham

That's probably some sort of normal reaction to doing it.

Never had a piss shiver, any good?

Always found post-coital shudders a bit funny, just for the fact it resembles a look of pure disgust.

Temptamperu

I like to sit down to pee.

Church on Tuesday

I thought I was the only one!

Insect Overlord

Drink more water, eat less salt.

Rodney Bathgate

I got the shivers when I piss out the window in winter while naked.

JohnnyFlash

It’s an unusual but enjoyable sensation. They are best when you have a bladder full of piss, and are absolutely desperate for a whizz. Run all the way up the spine.

EmmetSpiceland

Temptamperu wrote: »

I like to sit down to pee.

Perfectly “acceptable” to sit when you go in the middle of the first, first thing in the morning, when drunk or hungover, or when you just want a break from work or family.

s1ippy

It feels like my bladder is empty but I think I have more so I'm still trying to pee. Afaik it's the reflex of the urinary sphincter to close itself when there's no more but sometimes our idiot brains aren't briefed as quickly as the actual organ can operate.

Strumms

I thought Piss Shivers was maybe a good name for a drink... “So get down your local, whisper it with pride, NO scream it with passion and pain ! ONE PINT OF PISS SHIVERS PLEASE ARGGGGGG”

I Am Nobody

Sad state of affairs when we are reduced to talking about piss shivers.

ChikiChiki

The first morning piss straight out of bed with one eye open half asleep does be absolute carnage. Be doing well to get that first strike into the bowl.

J. Marston

It's not a phenomenon exclusive to humans...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZK_NjBoJI

Edgware

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

I got the shivers when I piss out the window in winter while naked.

You wouldn't get away with that when they had conductors on the bus

JohnnyFlash

ChikiChiki wrote: »

The first morning piss straight out of bed with one eye open half asleep does be absolute carnage. Be doing well to get that first strike into the bowl.

You should always compensate for the natural hang by aiming slightly to the left or right of the bowl. That will ensure you land at least 80% of the stream into the bowl, about 10% on the seat, and 10% on the floor. Which isn’t bad in fairness for first thing in the morning.

Obese Man

Vinegar shakes

JohnnyFlash

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You should always compensate for the natural hang by aiming slightly to the left or right of the bowl. That will ensure you land at least 80% of the stream into the bowl, about 10% on the seat, and 10% on the floor. Which isn’t bad in fairness for first thing in the morning.

You fellas must be touring the country, having first piss of the day in every poxy petrol station toilet you can find.

antodeco

JayZeus wrote: »

You fellas must be touring the country, having first piss of the day in every poxy petrol station toilet you can find.

You enjoy hanging around petrol station toilets?

JohnnyFlash

JohnnyFlash

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You should always compensate for the natural hang by aiming slightly to the left or right of the bowl. That will ensure you land at least 80% of the stream into the bowl, about 10% on the seat, and 10% on the floor. Which isn’t bad in fairness for first thing in the morning.

Just piss in the shower, altogether. Urine is as clean as tap water, if not cleaner (sterile) in a healthy adult.

Don't take it any further than that, obviously. The last time this came up, some degenerates admitted to having soiled in the shower. You get all sorts.

padd b1975

Definitely one of life's pleasures.

The sensation is greatly enhanced by being outdoors.

s1ippy

ChikiChiki wrote: »

The first morning piss straight out of bed with one eye open half asleep does be absolute carnage. Be doing well to get that first strike into the bowl.

Shiver, me timbers

Dakota Dan

Never heard or experienced this phenomenon but I did get the shivers when I was dying for a leak at a country fair one time. There was only one portaloo at the entrance, the man in front of me was fairly robust and I got the shivers in case he was going for a no 2 luckily enough he didn’t as the air was clear when I went in there.

Seamai

I'm 55 and honestly haven't a clue what this thread is about, never heard of the term piss shivers. When it comes to peeing though I could probably write a lengthy post on stage fright.

Ultrflat

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Just piss in the shower, altogether. Urine is as clean as tap water, if not cleaner (sterile) in a healthy adult.

Don't take it any further than that, obviously. The last time this came up, some degenerates admitted to having soiled in the shower. You get all sorts.

Its also really good for treating smelly feet, kills off the fungus!

Seamai

Ultrflat wrote: »

Its also really good for treating smelly feet, kills off the fungus!

I know it's going off topic but it would be interesting to know how many guys would admit to peeing in the shower. I certainly do.

Edgware

Graffiti in a Cork pub toilet.
A mark on the wall at 6 ft level.

" If you can piss this high we need you in the Cork Fire Brigade"

EmmetSpiceland

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

The last time this came up, some degenerates admitted to having soiled in the shower. You get all sorts.

Thats right. Horrible carry on. Lads claiming the best way to shift the “debris” was to give it the “waffle stomp” when everyone knows this just spreads the “problem” out and makes an awful mess.

No, the only way to get rid of it is to “toe” it down the hole. Slow and steady wins the race, as they say. Less stress, more success.

Dreadful business.

jimgoose

In the best tradition of "I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem", Piss Shivers is definitely going to be my stage-name when I get around to becoming a professional comedian.

jimgoose

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You should always compensate for the natural hang by aiming slightly to the left or right of the bowl. That will ensure you land at least 80% of the stream into the bowl, about 10% on the seat, and 10% on the floor. Which isn’t bad in fairness for first thing in the morning.

That's all fine-and-well, but some mornings you have to wait for Dawn Horn to subside before you can even think about pissing, and by then the pressure will override those technical niceties.

topper75

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You should always compensate for the natural hang by aiming slightly to the left or right of the bowl. That will ensure you land at least 80% of the stream into the bowl, about 10% on the seat, and 10% on the floor. Which isn’t bad in fairness for first thing in the morning.

Are you Ronan O'Gara?

Ash.J.Williams

JimmyChew wrote: »

Apparently lady folk don't get them?

What the hell are they about? I kind of like them though.

THANKS you've just named my new band

Edgware

jimgoose wrote: »

That's all fine-and-well, but some mornings you have to wait for Dawn Horn to subside before you can even think about pissing, and by then the pressure will override those technical niceties.

Have you considered the Cork Fire Brigade?

jimgoose

Edgware wrote: »

Have you considered the Cork Fire Brigade?

They couldn't have me running around with my hose, frightening the chungwans.

Potential-Monke

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You should always compensate for the natural hang by aiming slightly to the left or right of the bowl. That will ensure you land at least 80% of the stream into the bowl, about 10% on the seat, and 10% on the floor. Which isn’t bad in fairness for first thing in the morning.

But how do you know if it's gonna be a left piss or a righty piss? I sometimes check to see if I can determine, and about 80% of the time it goes the opposite way. I find the quick squirt to determine the initial route to be the best option.

Seamai wrote: »

I know it's going off topic but it would be interesting to know how many guys would admit to peeing in the shower. I certainly do.

Some men don't pee in the shower? Animals! We're saving the planet 1 flush at a time by peeing in the shower.

Have to say, I'm a fan of them, up there with the general relief of finally letting the delayed urination go, and not usually mutually exclusive either.

cj maxx

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Perfectly “acceptable” to sit when you go in the middle of the first, first thing in the morning, when drunk or hungover, or when you just want a break from work or family.

Sitting down the only good way to go.
Think of a water tank.
Standing up is like draining by the overflow pipe.
Sitting down is like turning all the taps on full.
Ever see men on the beer pissing every half hour while women don't. ?

cj maxx

cj maxx wrote: »

Sitting down the only good way to go.
Think of a water tank.
Standing up is like draining by the overflow pipe.
Sitting down is like turning all the taps on full.
Ever see men on the beer pissing every half hour while women don't. ?

Not sure this is correct either in anatomical terms or wrt to fluid dynamics.

The urethra and its sphincter are equivalent to the tap/valve mechanism whether one is standing or sitting. If you find yourself overflowing, I'd have the valve seen to, pronto.

Nor is gravitational force relevant here, because as anyone with small babies knows, such creatures are capable of pissing multi-directionally, even when upside down. So standing or sitting shouldn't make a difference, either to volume or flow rate.

BlazingSaddler

I always put this down to somebody walking over my grave

cj maxx

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Not sure this is correct either in anatomical terms or wrt to fluid dynamics.

The urethra and its sphincter are equivalent to the tap/valve mechanism whether one is standing or sitting. If you find yourself overflowing, I'd have the valve seen to, pronto.

Nor is gravitational force relevant here, because as anyone with small babies knows, such creatures are capable of pissing multi-directionally, even when upside down. So standing or sitting shouldn't make a difference, either to volume or flow rate.

It was toilet training my child I discovered the difference.
It's just empties the bladder so much more imo

Mr E

I remember a long time ago on Ray Darcy's TodayFM show, someone referred to it as a weegasm. I don't know why that stuck with me, but it's a perfect description.

Tom Mann Centuria

Now on Atlantic 252, it's DJ Piss Shivers.

Gruffalux

Post Micturation Convulsion Syndrome.
Caused by brief confusion in Parasympathetic and Sympathetic Nervous Systems when the bladder voids. Full bladder raises blood pressure. Peeing lowers. Because lads stand the drop in pressure plus the release of neurotransmitters designed to get blood pressure to regulate can cause a twitch in nervous system.
It does happen sometimes to women. I can remember sometimes experiencing it. But in the female it is much more delicate and ladylike and is called a wiss-tingle.
That last bit is the only part I made up but if it becomes a thing I own it.

cj maxx

cj maxx wrote: »

Sitting down the only good way to go.
Think of a water tank.
Standing up is like draining by the overflow pipe.
Sitting down is like turning all the taps on full.
Ever see men on the beer pissing every half hour while women don't. ?

I definitely disagree, the opposite in fact as I’d often have a stand up piss after a sh*te in order to fully empty the bladder. Pissing sitting down for a man just doesn’t work, and I can’t understand why anyone would want to do it anyway.

As for men pissing more than women when on the beer, I can’t say I’ve taken much notice but there is an very easy explanation, men are taking in far more liquid than women who are usually drinking small glass of spirits and mixer vs pints of beer for men.