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Ever feel like you might wake up from the simulation any moment?

  • 12-07-2020 8:20pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭


    I've been watching too many astro-physics freakin' podcasts.

    God damn Neo in the matrix or some noise.

    Sometimes when I contemplate this I freak out pretty good.
    Like, I have to take a moment and repeat to myself, "this is not a simulation dammit!! You're not gonna wake up in a freakin' space station surrounded by scientists in the next few moments!!".

    You know when you come out of anaesthetic after surgery, or basically you had lost consciousness and come out of it - or really close to losing consciousness etc - that head swimming feeling?

    "It's all just a dream man", kind of deja vu feeling or some noise;

    And when you come out of it it's like you have to adjust to an entire other reality than that which was just transpiring in your head....

    Pfffff.

    The last 30 years have all been a freakin' simulation and true reality has been submerged in my consciousness and I'll have to completely readjust to something entirely different.

    I basically have to avoid those thoughts, for fear I might enter,

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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    No.

    How are the jeggings going for you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    What's wrong with everyone tonight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,048 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    I'd be getting out for a bit of fresh air and exercise if I were you....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    No.

    How are the jeggings going for you?

    I won't know until after the 'Rona is entirely under control.

    Then I can hit the high street without fear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Its the aliens anal probing you thats causing this stress and anxiety. I don't think two paracetamol is going to do you any good.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    What's wrong with everyone tonight?

    I'd like to say there is nothing wrong with me. I'm still the nice guy or ¢unt whichever one anybody wants me to be. Happy days


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I won't know until after the 'Rona is entirely under control.

    Then I can hit the high street without fear.

    You can get your new makeup up then too.

    You'll be only gorgeous with all that and your Justin Bieber 'do.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Kylta wrote: »
    Its the aliens anal probing you thats causing this stress and anxiety. I don't think two paracetamol is going to do you any good.

    Anal probing is a redundant concept, almost certainly conceived initially by the deviant element.

    We're in the quantum mechanics era now thus we're talking dissociative neural interference based on wave function implication in some capacity.

    Paracetamol inhibiting cyclooxygenase, yields little in the way of conventional psychoactive affects and certainly won't implicate my neural wave function such as to effect my position and progression in the quantum field.

    Not to mention I would describe these sensations as neither "stress" nor "anxiety", rather an calm awareness as to a reality that renders the entire historically construed fabric of space-time as being almost a superfluous construct;

    ....

    AW LAWD SAVE ME!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Gradius


    We are not here because we are free, we are here because we are not free, Mr Anderson


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    You can get your new makeup up then too.

    You'll be only gorgeous with all that and your Justin Bieber 'do.

    In this new quantum reality, gender roles have been reversed.

    Women continue to be subservient, but only because the likes of myself induce uncontrollable sexual urges in them and they have to render to me exotic foods and fine wine, to be even in with so much as a chance of sampling my delicious meat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 680 ✭✭✭jim salter


    Follow the White Rabbit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Yeah sometimes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Anal probing is a redundant concept, almost certainly conceived initially by the deviant element.

    We're in the quantum mechanics era now thus we're talking dissociative neural interference based on wave function implication in some capacity.

    Paracetamol inhibiting cyclooxygenase, yields little in the way of conventional psychoactive affects and certainly won't implicate my neural wave function such as to effect my position and progression in the quantum field.

    Not to mention I would describe these sensations as neither "stress" nor "anxiety", rather an calm awareness as to a reality that renders the entire historically construed fabric of space-time as being almost a superfluous construct;

    ....

    AW LAWD SAVE ME!!

    So what your saying is paracetamol is no good to you. And you've been anal probe on numerous occasions and your living in denial. As long as your happy in your denial. I'm happy for you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    I just want to go to the pub without having to make an appointment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    No, I'm afraid I feel like I won't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭r93kaey5p2izun


    Wut? LAWD!


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do you ever get that passing feeling of disassociation, which might only last for 30 seconds or a couple of minutes, where you suddenly don't know what's real? I get this randomly, where sounds are drowned out, and questions occur like 'where am I? is this real life? are those my feet?'

    I don't know if there is a name for it, maybe disassociation in something else. It's just a feeling of everything being bizarre and not real; it's not scary but neither is it pleasant.

    It must be the chip in my brain rebooting for the simulation. I'll fashion a tinfoil hat and see if that helps.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Do you ever get that passing feeling of disassociation, which might only last for 30 seconds or a couple of minutes, where you suddenly don't know what's real? I get this randomly, where sounds are drowned out, and questions occur like 'where am I? is this real life? are those my feet?'

    I don't know if there is a name for it, maybe disassociation in something else. It's just a feeling of everything being bizarre and not real; it's not scary but neither is it pleasant.

    It must be the chip in my brain rebooting for the simulation. I'll fashion a tinfoil hat and see if that helps.

    Sounds like a physiological effect.

    Probably need to get your blood pressure looked at.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Like the fractals of reality are just going to fall away.

    .....

    A numerical component to every single aspect of the entire universe.

    What are we (I?) gonna wake up to though?

    Ya'll could be self learning AI algorithms responding to this post for all I really know?

    Maybe the simulation will end when I cause the system to crash...?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Like the fractals of reality are just going to fall away.

    .....

    A numerical component to every single aspect of the entire universe.

    What are we (I?) gonna wake up to though?

    Ya'll could be self learning AI algorithms responding to this post for all I really know?

    Maybe the simulation will end when I cause the system to crash...?

    We'll never know for sure, Gremlin.


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