How can I rid the world of flies?

Yester

I'm sick of the bastards. Those fruit flies that buzz around you and land on any exposed skin they can find. Trying to sit out for an hour on a rare fine evening and you can't relax with them. There must be a way to get rid of them once and for all. I mean how important to the ecosystem can they be? Then, in a couple of hours we have the night shift of midges to look forward to. I swear, I'm nearly looking forward to winter.

https://www.agridirect.ie/product/clik-5-litre



Even in a small spray bottle....first hint of it and flys disappear for hours

Leg End Reject

Citronella candles/oil will help repel them.

Montage of Feck

Spiders

I Am Nobody

Malt vinegar in a jar will attract them and drown a few of the feckers.Otherwise go with the citronella like what already mentioned.

mick087

Wrong post sorry lol

endacl

Did you get lost on your way to the TG4 thread?

mick087

endacl wrote: »

Did you get lost on your way to the TG4 thread?

yes :pac:

I Am Nobody

Also a can of hairspray and a lighter.Could have your own portable Apocalypse Now moments.

Yester

Cheers. I will try Clik if I can get some and Citronella.

Yester

I Am Nobody wrote: »

Also a can of hairspray and a lighter.Could have your own portable Apocalypse Now moments.

Now we're talking!

Pauliedragon

Maybe this guy could get rid of them.
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a33247130/giant-flying-fox-bat/

corner of hells

Yester wrote: »

I'm sick of the bastards. Those fruit flies that buzz around you and land on any exposed skin they can find. Trying to sit out for an hour on a rare fine evening and you can't relax with them. There must be a way to get rid of them once and for all. I mean how important to the ecosystem can they be? Then, in a couple of hours we have the night shift of midges to look forward to. I swear, I'm nearly looking forward to winter.

Become the Lord of the Flies , either that or leave a bowl of ****e on the kitchen floor.

AllForIt

One afternoon I went to my folks to find that the kitchen was swarming with flies. I took the brush off the head of the hover and hovered them all up. There were all gone in about 10 minutes. Musta been about 30 of them. Much easier to do than you think.

Capt'n Midnight

Pauliedragon wrote: »

Maybe this guy could get rid of them.
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a33247130/giant-flying-fox-bat/

Take a wild guess what fruit bats eat ? :pac:

Blush_01

The odd shower helps.

Esel

Wear a dress.

Bobblehats

It’s the ants I don’t like any hole’s a goal for those little fcukers. Spent many a long afternoon in my shed trying to caulk up any gaps yet still they appear