Random TheJournal.ie Comment Generator

ShineOn7

https://thisinterestsme.com/tools/journal-comment-generator.php


Are the Journal still owned by the same company that founded Boards? (Distilled Media)

Or did I dream that?

dotsman

Looks $hite to me.

Yes, it captures one half of the comments section perfectly. But, I hit the generate button about a dozen times and every time it was a comment about far-left/communists/shinnerbots. What about the other half of the comments complaining about the right-wing/nazis/shinnerbots?

JohnnyFlash

THE BLUESHIRTS AND RYAN TUBRIDY ONLY CARE ABOUT THEIR CRONIES INTERESTS WHILE THEY SCAREMONGER TO US PLEBS ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS.

This generator is very on the ball.

Pelvis Parsley

Someone should do one for the articles too.

But no one reads those anyway.

Rodney Bathgate

THE PBP TROTSKYITES ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN POWER, NOT THE PEOPLE'S INTERESTS. OF COURSE, THE SHEEP IN THIS COUNTRY ARE TOO BLIND TO SEE THIS.

I call BS on this comment generator. No way do PBP ever want to be in power.

OF COURSE, THE TREE HUGGERS WANT US PLEBS TO FORGET HOW THEY SHAFTED PINTS OF GUINNESS.

Full marks for humour.

Arghus

THE SOCIALIST CABAL AND THEIR DAIL BUDDIES WILL SELL THIS COUNTRY DOWN THE DRAIN WITH THEIR MARXIST IDEALS.

Reads like about 45-50% of the comments in AH and 95% of the worthless drivel in Current Affairs, which is to say basically 95% of everything in total in Current Affairs.

Woke Hogan

“MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BEING PUSHED ONTO US BY THE CHAMPAGNE SOCIALISTS. THEY WON'T STOP UNTIL THEY HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SHAFTED THE SUNDAY GAME.”

I’m almost certain someone has said this in the Current Affairs forum on this website before. Are these really randomly generated or are they lifting posts directly from the pages of Boards.ie?

JohnnyFlash

THE RTE EXECS CERTAINLY DON'T WANT ANOTHER ELECTION. THEY ARE TOAST IF THAT HAPPENS BECAUSE OF THEIR RIGHT WING NEOLIBERAL ECONOMIC AGENDA AND HOW THEY BANKRUPTED SUPERMACS.

EmmetSpiceland

dotsman wrote: »

What about the other half of the comments complaining about the right-wing/nazis/shinnerbots?

Do you ever read the “comments section” of thejournal.ie, D? Or do you ever venture into the “Current Affairs” forum on this site?

That thing is bang on the money. Bang on.

Ekerot

THE BIG BUSINESS LOBBY GROUPS CERTAINLY DON'T WANT ANOTHER ELECTION. THEY ARE TOAST IF THAT HAPPENS BECAUSE OF THEIR CLIMATE HOAX PROPAGANDA AND HOW THEY SHAFTED THE ANGELUS.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

OF COURSE, THE MARXIST SHINNERS WANT US PLEBS TO FORGET HOW THEY SHAFTED THE CHICKEN FILLET ROLL.

Better Than Christ

TYPICAL!! LIEBOUR, WHO ARE PROPPED UP BY THE FF CABAL AND THEIR MEDIA BUDDIES, JUST WANT TO GET THEIR FACES INTO THE TROUGH AND DESTROY THE PUBLIC SECTOR WHILE WE THE PEOPLE GET STEPPED ON.

(Liebour is a hilarious play on the words 'Labour' and 'Lie' - because Labour lie, geddit? It's like when people call Tony Blair 'Tory Bliar' - genius because he's both a Tory and a liar)

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

OF COURSE, THE MARXIST SHINNERS WANT US PLEBS TO FORGET HOW THEY SHAFTED THE CHICKEN FILLET ROLL.

Actually, you're wrong...

ONCE AGAIN, THE CHICKEN FILLET ROLL GETS SHAFTED BECAUSE OF THE TROIKA AND FIANNA FAIL.

(I think they meant 'FIANNA FAILURE')

Deebles McBeebles

THE FF CABAL CERTAINLY DON'T WANT ANOTHER ELECTION. THEY ARE TOAST IF THAT HAPPENS BECAUSE OF THEIR ANTI-FAMILY AGENDA AND HOW THEY BANKRUPTED TAYTO CRISPS.

Spot on.

CORRUPTION AT ITS FINEST, THE SHINNERBOTS WILL RUIN THE RENTAL MARKET AND THE SHEEP IN THIS COUNTRY WILL LIE DOWN AND TAKE IT.

Oh no, not ruining the Rental Market which has been operating flawlessy for so long now!! :eek:

Always found it strange how The Journal attracts the absolute dregs of society to its comment section when its editorial slant seems to be fairly centre-left leaning, neither far-right nor far-left. It's a bit like pairing an article by The Guardian/Independent with the comments section from a Daily Mail/Express article on the same subject.

Is it just the anonymity and not having to register an account or what?

Better Than Christ

You could start a thread with this title in Current Affairs and nobody would bat an eyelid:

OH FFS!!!! WHAT A JOKE THE WOKE GENERATION ARE WITH THEIR ANTI-FAMILY AGENDA!!!

ChikiChiki

THE DOGS IN THE STREET KNOW HOW THE FIANNA FAILERS ON BIKES RUINED BREAKFAST ROLLS WITH THEIR FEAR MONGERING.

I have no idea lol.

BeerWolf

I got permanently banned from TheJournal's comment section when I made a quip on that corrupt Martin Nolan judge for "defamation"... :rolleyes:

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SUPPORT THIS SHOWER AFTER THEY BANKRUPTED THE GAA WITH THEIR SCAREMONGERING?

Ooookay.

cj maxx

PROMISES FROM THE FFG CARTEL ARE AS GOOD AS LIES, THEY SHAFTED THE SPICY CHICKEN FILLET ROLL WITH THEIR FEAR PORN

SchrodingersCat

dotsman wrote: »

Looks $hite to me.

Yes, it captures one half of the comments section perfectly. But, I hit the generate button about a dozen times and every time it was a comment about far-left/communists/shinnerbots. What about the other half of the comments complaining about the right-wing/nazis/shinnerbots?

Even though it "captures one half of the comments perfectly" you still think it "Looks $hite to me"?


Sounds like your just sore that it captured the comments so perfectly.

Ubbquittious

It is just showing me ads about 'high intent female Internet users'

Thelonious Monk

Has anyone ever managed to register to comment on the journal? Any time I try it let's me register but I try and post something and it just doesn't appear, no matter what device or social media account I use to register.
I know it's probably a good thing I'm not drawn into that comment underbelly hell but I'm just wondering why it's so difficult to register.

Aglomerado

ONE RULE FOR THEM AND ANOTHER SET OF RULES FOR US PLEBS, THE SHEEP IN THIS COUNTRY WILL ENSURE THAT THE SHINNERBOTS WILL NEVER BE PUNISHED FOR HOW THEY RUINED THE SUNDAY GAME WITH THEIR CORRUPTION

One eyed Jack

Jesus Christ


IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW THE BIASED MEDIA HAS BRAINWASHED PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING THE WOKE GENERATION AND THEIR FEAR PORN.

Aglomerado

Aglomerado wrote: »

ONE RULE FOR THEM AND ANOTHER SET OF RULES FOR US PLEBS, THE SHEEP IN THIS COUNTRY WILL ENSURE THAT THE SHINNERBOTS WILL NEVER BE PUNISHED FOR HOW THEY RUINED THE SUNDAY GAME WITH THEIR CORRUPTION

Be interesting to see on social media how many SF supporters are willing to be publicly identified verse how many FG and FF supporters are publicly identified.

Its a thing I have noticed on local forum a of the SF supporters try to keep themselves from being publicly identified.

Badly Drunk Boy

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

THE RTE EXECS CERTAINLY DON'T WANT ANOTHER ELECTION. THEY ARE TOAST...

Ekerot wrote: »

THE BIG BUSINESS LOBBY GROUPS CERTAINLY DON'T WANT ANOTHER ELECTION. THEY ARE TOAST...

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

THE FF CABAL CERTAINLY DON'T WANT ANOTHER ELECTION. THEY ARE TOAST...

I think one particular contributor has a certain style...

JohnnyFlash

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

THE RTE EXECS CERTAINLY DON'T WANT ANOTHER ELECTION. THEY ARE TOAST IF THAT HAPPENS BECAUSE OF THEIR RIGHT WING NEOLIBERAL ECONOMIC AGENDA AND HOW THEY BANKRUPTED SUPERMACS.

Is RTE not run by the left wing liberal agenda

Sky King

The issue I have with the Journal comment generator is that too many of the words are spelled correctly for it to be truly realistic.

Harry Palmr

The Daily Mail headline generator is amusing for about 30 seconds.

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

LiquidZeb

ONCE AGAIN, THE SPICY CHICKEN FILLET ROLL GETS SHAFTED BECAUSE OF THE RIGHT-WING ESTABLISHMENT AND RTE.



You heard it here first.

Birneybau

They have it in for the chicken fillet roll.

PROMISES FROM THE MARXIST SHINNERS ARE AS GOOD AS LIES, THEY SHAFTED THE SPICY CHICKEN FILLET ROLL WITH THEIR FEAR MONGERING.

One eyed Jack

Can see it catching on

whisky_galore

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

I call BS on this comment generator. No way do PBP ever want to be in power.

PBP are like the dog that chases cars. It wouldn't know what to do if it actually got it.