asexual

mr_fegelien

Would anyone here consider themselves asexual? I've never had an interest in sex and only started masturbation pretty late for a typical male (19).

It's great but I find having a drink or smoking a fag/joint wayyy better. Don't get me wrong, masturbation is good but the effort it takes and the short lasting time of the orgasm makes it not worthwhile imo compared to any type of drug. Even nicotine, though crappy is a better drug.

Rodney Bathgate

I thought you were bisexual?

mr_fegelien

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

I thought you were bisexual?

I'm bisexual as in I'm capable of being attracted to both sexual but not really interested in sex at all.

I don't find it that enjoyable.

magic_murph

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Would anyone here consider themselves asexual? I've never had an interest in sex and only started masturbation pretty late for a typical male (19).

It's great but I find having a drink or smoking a fag/joint wayyy better. Don't get me wrong, masturbation is good but the effort it takes and the short lasting time of the orgasm makes it not worthwhile imo compared to any type of drug. Even nicotine, though crappy is a better drug.

You might be doing it wrong. Perhaps Calm down on lighting some candles and lining up your favorite Micheal Bolton tunes and just drop the hand and wrestle the wild silky eel.

JohnnyFlash

That’s unusual, as you struck me as the sort of lad who nearly has the flute pulled off himself from going at it 5 or 6 times a day. A compulsive onanist.

D3V!L

I bet you have the palm skin worn off yourself.

corner of hells

Are you not "tri'-sexual " as in you'll try anything?

Feisar

You do know there is a sex forum you could subscribe to?

Hector Savage

I always thought Mr Fegellian would be the type to try and mount a fhurkin giraffe if he could!!

Leg End Reject

mr_fegelien wrote: »

I'm bisexual as in I'm capable of being attracted to both sexual but not really interested in sex at all.

I don't find it that enjoyable.

I thought you were a virgin? Hard to know if you'll enjoy sex until you have it.

Panda Killa

Sounds like the OP is Asexual predator...

Leg End Reject

Panda Killa wrote: »

Sounds like the OP is Asexual predator...

A bisexual, asexual virgin who doesn't enjoy sex.

It would certainly be a rather unique bio for online dating, or an interesting conversation opener at the bus stop.

Wuff Wuff

Hector Savage wrote: »

I always thought Mr Fegellian would be the type to try and mount a fhurkin giraffe if he could!!

Risingshadoo

Next, we'll have someone on here saying they're sapiosexual. Hahah. God that's so stupid.

Sardonicat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A bisexual, asexual virgin who doesn't enjoy sex.

It would certainly be a rather unique bio for online dating, or an interesting conversation opener at the bus stop.

It would work as a definite conversation closer too, I'm certain of that.

TuringBot47

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A bisexual, asexual virgin who doesn't enjoy sex.

It would certainly be a rather unique bio for online dating, or an interesting conversation opener at the bus stop.

Yeah, but a good CV entry for an internet forum moderator.

EmmetSpiceland

Risingshadoo wrote: »

Next, we'll have someone on here saying they're sapiosexual. Hahah. God that's so stupid.

I thought that was the opposite?

Man Vs ManUre

Have you considered getting yourself a blow up sex doll?? But be careful if you are smoking the fags and joints around her.

Edgware

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

Have you considered getting yourself a blow up sex doll?? But be careful if you are smoking the fags and joints around her.

or him

mr_fegelien

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Would anyone here consider themselves asexual? I've never had an interest in sex and only started masturbation pretty late for a typical male (19).

It's great but I find having a drink or smoking a fag/joint wayyy better. Don't get me wrong, masturbation is good but the effort it takes and the short lasting time of the orgasm makes it not worthwhile imo compared to any type of drug. Even nicotine, though crappy is a better drug.

The effort it takes??? Man you are doing it all wrong.

I think to be classed as asexual you'd not have to be posting about it so often. How many threads have you started about sex at this stage?

Can you imagine if you actually had an interest in sex! :pac:

Man Vs ManUre

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I think to be classed as asexual you'd not have to be posting about it so often. How many threads have you started about sex at this stage?

Can you imagine if you actually had an interest in sex! :pac:

He even wrote that song, “Let’s talk about sex baby, let’s talk about.....”.

greenspurs

another day , another thread of Fegs sexual thoughts ………………….


How does he/she get away with it ??

Muscles Schultz

mr_fegelien wrote: »

I'm bisexual as in I'm capable of being attracted to both sexual but not really interested in sex at all.

I don't find it that enjoyable.

I think you are phlan-sexually with concurrent fluidity

Wuff Wuff

greenspurs wrote: »

another day , another thread of Fegs sexual thoughts ………………….


How does he/she get away with it ??

Stolen from another Fegs thread but it fits on how he ties himself up in knots with his stories

"So you have gone from an asexual virgin - who has actually had sex - but has not enjoyed it - to someone who is getting so desperate for it you want to use casual encounters to have sex with both men and women?"

greenspurs

Wuff Wuff wrote: »

Stolen from another Fegs thread but it fits on how he ties himself up in knots with his stories

"So you have gone from an asexual virgin - who has actually had sex - but has not enjoyed it - to someone who is getting so desperate for it you want to use casual encounters to have sex with both men and women?"

:D:D:D

You need a good memory to remember your back story

I Am Nobody

mr_fegelien should write a documentary for Netflix about his life experiences.It would be right up there with Tiger King.Only alot more boring.