What's the weirdest thing........

Grandeeod

.......your sex partner has said to you during the act? Random/relationship/married/Gay/Straight etc.

Conversations in the sunny garden can get interesting. This was one I had today with my wife of 17 years. It started out talking about ourselves, but quickly went into other sex partners before we met. I will be a gentleman and only speak on my own behalf. Here's the one that still resonates with me.

25 odd years ago on the Island of Crete, I met a married woman 10 odd years older than me. She was on holiday with her mates. No hubby. She hailed from somewhere in England. She hit on me and being in my early 20s and out of luck with my own age group I was up for it. Once we got going at it in a completely unsafe sex way, she kept saying over and over, "I can't take your baby home". I must admit it eventually put me off my stride and I stood down

So gals and guys of AHs, share your stories.

Pherekydes

/sound of phone ringing

Her: I better answer that. It might be work.


That was the last time. Most recent, I mean.

And last...

Leg End Reject

Such a sweet, tender encounter, G.

Alas, I've nothing memorable to add.

Widdershins

I tend to be the one saying the weird things

Ex boyfriend did suggest various kinky things that pushed the bounds of credibility

Edgware

Shouldnt you answer that. It might be your wife

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Widdershins wrote: »

I tend to be the one saying the weird things

Ex boyfriend did suggest various kinky things that pushed the bounds of credibility

You can't just drop that there and not tell us what they were!