Help me make my millions

Ubbquittious · 25-05-2020 11:06pm #1

I am going to throw an ARM Cortex-MSomething-orother onto a little blue PCB with wifi and OLED display and shove it into a 3D-printed case that will be pumped out by the truckload by my carefully hand-picked great bunch of lads manufacturer in Shenzhen. This gadget will upload some stuff to some Jeff Bezos rent-a-cloud over HTTPS with Kubernetes, Chef and Puppet running some ramshackle Python code to do some fancy schmancy AI processing.

The end-user will be expected to cough up $x.99/mo for this service along with the right to sell his data. We'll pass the funding hat around to the IDA and every other schmuck handing out grants before the Bord Snip Nua II closes the portcullis on them. I'll need some assistance in ironing out the finer details of this scheme including how much 'x' is and other small things like what the device will actually do. If you're down drop me a mail

Class MayDresser · 25-05-2020 11:17pm

I've a great name for it but I'm not sure anyone hasn't used it already. It's more a hunch than anything, might need a bit of marketing work. I'm going on not knowing what your product does or what it's for here so forgive me for being so forthright.

Apple? Heh? What ya think?

Ubbquittious · 25-05-2020 11:27pm

Class MayDresser wrote: »

I've a great name for it but I'm not sure anyone hasn't used it already. It's more a hunch than anything, might need a bit of marketing work. I'm going on not knowing what your product does or what it's for here so forgive me for being so forthright.

Apple? Heh? What ya think?

Think we might have to go for Pineapple to be sure. Or else passion fruit