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From the year 2030 AMA

  • 23-05-2020 8:28pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭


    Time chain needed a clean before the last jump, i was putting it off until Monday and it acted up during the last jump and ended up stuck here, have given it a good scrub and am waiting for it to dry out before i remount it and leave.
    So now is your once in a life time to ask a time traveler a question, ask away if you dare.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,153 ✭✭✭✭normanoffside


    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,351 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    African or European?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,630 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    What are the winning numbers for the Euromillions next Tuesday please?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,409 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    I thought you'd be from 2430?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,153 ✭✭✭✭normanoffside


    Zaph wrote: »
    African or European?

    I don't know that.........ahhhhhh


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    Zaph wrote: »
    African or European?

    Asking the real questions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    What are the winning numbers for the Euromillions next Tuesday please?

    Its rigged, save your money


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Will it be a white Christmas this year?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,630 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Its rigged, save your money

    You, sir, are a charlatan and a liar, I bid you good day!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    Will it be a white Christmas this year?

    No, the usual cold weather with the treat of rain


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    You, sir, are a charlatan and a liar, I bid you good day!

    You will be back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,472 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Did you really give Wilma one?
    Also if you can spare a female version of the uniform it would be much appreciated.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    Blazer wrote: »
    Did you really give Wilma one?
    Also if you can spare a female version of the uniform it would be much appreciated.

    Female as in the original definition or in the new definition, ie with a generous cut of cloth in the crotch area to accommodate feminine penis?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,472 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Female as in the original definition or in the new definition, ie with a generous cut of cloth in the crotch area to accommodate feminine penis?

    Original of course.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    No, the usual cold weather with the treat of rain

    Yes, rain is always a treat. Thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    What was COVID-22 like then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    So I'm thinking you're from Donald Trump Jr's second term ... anything we need to know?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    What was under the ice in Greenland anyway?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    Oh yeah, is Brexit done? Thought not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    Blazer wrote: »
    Original of course.

    A cultured man i see, its in the post


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    So I'm thinking you're from Donald Trump Jr's second term ... anything we need to know?

    Trump will win the election (10/11) and the popular vote (11/4)in November do a double and raise a glass to me when you win.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    Oh yeah, is Brexit done? Thought not.

    Brexit is old news as is the EU as you currently know it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    What was under the ice in Greenland anyway?

    Nothing, just a distraction from the Antarctic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Are we still practising social distancing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Had Bitcoin become the global reserve currency and made every neckbeard a billionaire?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    Kylta wrote: »
    Are we still practising social distancing

    Social distancing is out the window with a few beers.
    Covid-19 is bad to certain demographics, once this is acknowledged life will return to normal with restriction to help these demographics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    Had Bitcoin become the global reserve currency and made every neckbeard a billionaire?

    No ,Bitcoin will be dumped by those in the know this year for the chosen one, the one to rule them all.
    Available right now for sub $5


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Which episode of Celebrity Toilets do you think was the best?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    Which episode of Celebrity Toilets do you think was the best?

    I wont spoil it but EVERYONE was amazed that such a small celebrity could leave such a large log behind in the bowl ,the nation talked of nothing else for days, would it be best to attack it with a Axe or go straight to a chainsaw to reduce it to flushable chunks?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,153 ✭✭✭✭normanoffside


    By the way, I thought you went to the 25th Century?


  • Posts: 18,749 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You're a time traveller?
    Capable of travelling to any time in all of time?

    Why did you just travel ten years into the past?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    bubblypop wrote: »
    You're a time traveller?
    Capable of travelling to any time in all of time?

    Why did you just travel ten years into the past?
    See OP
    Time chain needed a clean before the last jump, i was putting it off until Monday and it acted up during the last jump and ended up stuck here, have given it a good scrub and am waiting for it to dry out before i remount it and leave.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    Well obviously that 2029 asteroid encounter is no big deal then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Buck_rodgers


    Well obviously that 2029 asteroid encounter is no big deal then.

    All is good in the future, have no fear
    win money
    Liverpool win premier league 20-21
    Trump wins election & popular vote
    Fassbender is next Bond
    Mike Tyson beats Joshua
    McGregor wins 155 and 170 title
    Aliens, Trump/Putin joint press conference, we don't know what the sighting are.
    Relax its all beyond your control, sit back and enjoy the ride.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Metroid diorteM


    No, the usual cold weather with the treat of rain

    See if I was time travelling from 2020 back to 2010 and someone asked me if it would snow on a Christmas ten years ago I wouldn't remember.

    Other thing I've seen time travellers fall apart on is when asked about videogames. It's always a predictable extrapolation which is the opposite of the industry. They say crap like, higher resolution, faster graphics, playstation 6 has a screen on the joypad, sonic 7.

    If it was a real time traveller they'd only remember the unusual stand out features - like there was a ps4 pro before ps5. Or the new nintendo is a handheld where the controls pop off the side. That's more unexpected and fun!

    For lotto numbers you could say something like the variance sensitivity is too high - meaning, each time you travel some minor details fluctuate a bit and no one knows why but its rarely anything life changing for most people. Stuff like playlist sequences or desktop backgrounds.

    Look up John Titor. What was smart about his setup was how he allowed people to talk with him about his actual time machine. Almost plausible.

    You could say that you missed boards or warn people that being a Twitter user after 2024 was grounds for arrest. Or really be innovative and let them know about McDonalds 2.

    I agree with you on covid though :)


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