Is anybody else currently drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated?

TheBoyConor

Hey. I just wanted to know if there is anyone else on here at this present time that is currently either drunk, high or otherwise intoxicated from using or abusing any drink, drug or substance?

I myself am currently drunk and I have been abusing a popular herb all evening.

Better Than Christ

I've just skulled a 400ml bottle of strawberry flavoured Yazoo. There's another one in the fridge. Fuck it, I don't have to drive anywhere. Well, I do, but sure the car knows its own way home at this stage.

Ultrflat

I had a packet of squishy drumsticks... I've been trying to eat clean all week.


I feel so dirty...

Blaze420

Just dropped 5 yokes, gonna watch Eastenders on repeat till reality melts around me.

Purple Mountain

TheBoyConor wrote: »

I myself am currently drunk and I have been abusing a popular herb all evening.

Is it basil? I get that urge too. Just break a few leaves off the plant and nibble away.

TheBoyConor

as I lie here in my bed my mood is swinging back and forth between being serenely quiet and tired and wanting to sleep and wanting to to shout the loudest most vile and insulting forms of verbal abuse out the window at innocent passersby.

jimbobaloobob

Full to my eyeballs on Punjana

Quantum Erasure

https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1263602255476985862

Purple Mountain

TheBoyConor wrote: »

as I lie here in my bed my mood is swinging back and forth between being serenely quiet and tired and wanting to sleep and wanting to to shout the loudest most vile and insulting forms of verbal abuse out the window at innocent passersby.

It's Thursday night in a global pandemic.
There are no passers-by.
Just in your head.

sKeith

I can hadrly type . im fekin waqste. whatsyou poion mate. once his imposed prison snetnese is ovre we should get togther qand hvea an few pints .thi been a bit of w awhoile sonce i was allowedt o look atfer the kitty, but if i can pusls it next time, you an me cans drinks for free. david is in chrge of the subs and hes easlyu resuaded.

jimbobaloobob

Ah stop you're so wasted you typed that last one upside down

Capt'n Midnight

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝuo ʇsɐl ʇɐɥʇ pǝdʎʇ noʎ pǝʇsɐʍ os ǝɹ,noʎ doʇs ɥ∀

job seeker

Drink currently.. I was in Amsterdam last November shrooms and weed every day. I’d love some shrooms again.. the trip is quite fun!

jimbobaloobob

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

Ah stop you're so wasted you typed that last one upside down

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ ǝʎ sǝʞɐɯ pǝǝʍ

sKeith

Jake1 wrote: »

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ ǝʎ sǝʞɐɯ pǝǝʍ

I wish it was only weed that made stuff look updsaide uwop but reeq smees to coz samesees.

Feisar

job seeker wrote: »

Drink currently.. I was in Amsterdam last November shrooms and weed every day. I’d love some shrooms again.. the trip is quite fun!

I found mushrooms hard work the one time I took them in Amsterdam. Interesting, however it was tough to keep a hold of reality.

Better Than Christ

Better Than Christ wrote: »

I've just skulled a 400ml bottle of strawberry flavoured Yazoo. There's another one in the fridge. Fuck it, I don't have to drive anywhere. Well, I do, but sure the car knows its own way home at this stage.

Shouldn't have had that second bottle. I forget sometimes, I'm not as young as I used to be.

chrissb8

Feisar wrote: »

I found mushrooms hard work the one time I took them in Amsterdam. Interesting, however it was tough to keep a hold of reality.

The whole point is you let reality go and enjoy the trip.