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What do you do when you’re blue?

  • 16-05-2020 9:57pm
    #1
    nails1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 495 ✭✭nails1


    Myself, I try get someone to perform the Heinrich manouevre on me. If nobody available I call an ambulance.


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  • #2
    Montage of Feck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,774 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
    Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

    🙈🙉🙊



  • #3
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I start breathing again and stop holding my breath.


  • #4
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    nails1 wrote: »
    Myself, I try get someone to perform the Heinrich manouevre on me. If nobody available I call an ambulance.

    What's Captain Kirk got to do with it?

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  • #5
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Make sure Gargamel can't get me


  • #6
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭Cobalt17


    **** my balls dry.


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  • #7
    Corona20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 91 ✭✭Corona20


    Naked zumba normally helps.
    Failing that alcohol.


  • #8
    khalessi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,215 ✭✭✭khalessi




    I make music


  • #9
    Ultrflat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    I don't look anything like this

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  • #10
    PTH2009
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,481 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    **** knows yourself but others will have there phones out recording it


  • #11
    Leg End Reject
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I think I look rather fetching with cyanosis.
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  • #12
    mr_fegelien
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭mr_fegelien


    When I'm feeling blue I take:

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    and

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  • #13
    Corona20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 91 ✭✭Corona20


    mr_fegelien wrote: »
    When I'm feeling blue I take:

    xanax0602a.jpg?w968

    and

    _55553573_nurofenplus.jpg

    That you Neil?


  • #14
    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    mr_fegelien wrote: »
    When I'm feeling blue I take:

    xanax0602a.jpg?w968

    and

    _55553573_nurofenplus.jpg

    Taking them together could cause accidental death.


  • #15
    nails1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 495 ✭✭nails1


    Better Than Christ wrote: »
    Taking them together could cause accidental death.

    Accidental death is better than being alive though


  • #16
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,222 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    I get out the red paint!


  • #17
    Randle P. McMurphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭Randle P. McMurphy


    You curl up and lick your bollox, as you wonder why anyone would write a song about a dog call Blue.


  • #18
    s1ippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭s1ippy


    So listen up, here's the story about a little guy who lived in a...

    oh somebody already told it earlier.


  • #19
    namenotavailablE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,703 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    Use the emergency alert button to get the nurse to replenish my oxygen tank.

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  • #20
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    nails1 wrote: »
    Myself, I try get someone to perform the Heinrich manouevre on me. If nobody available I call an ambulance.


    I prefer the Heinlein manoeuvre. It's the subtle fascist undertones that perk me up.


  • #21
    Maliyah Jolly Rule
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Maliyah Jolly Rule


    I just blue myself


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  • #22
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Blue balls? Only one thing for it


  • #23
    LeYouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭LeYouth


    nails1 wrote: »
    Myself, I try get someone to perform the Heinrich manouevre on me. If nobody available I call an ambulance.

    I turn red.


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