Gardaí knocking at front door

nails1

A Garda squad car pulled up outside my house tonight. Two Gardaí got out knocked on my front door twice. I didn’t answer and they left. How likely are they to call back a second time? I don’t have very much to hide but I’m weary of leaving my house in case they return.

Tork

Are they gay men looking for your girlfriend?

Church on Tuesday

Christ it's all happening for you lad.

Dravokivich

If they've got something on you OP, youd never see them coming.

Panthro

I'd once two girlfriends both knocking on my door at the same time..

Nah just kidding, neither of em were my girlfriend!

They were both slags..

Bass Reeves

Maybe you should hide under the stairs

RobertKK

The girlfriend escaped and went to the guards with the cover story of the gay friend as an excuse. When she really was at the Garda station telling them how she needed permission to leave the house.
God, I wonder what else she told the Guards...

Bass Reeves

RobertKK wrote: »

The girlfriend escaped and went to the guards with the cover story of the gay friend as an excuse. When she really was at the Garda station telling them how she needed permission to leave the house.
God, I wonder what else she told the Guards...

If that's the case he will want to start digging a hole under the stairs. If he is lucky he find a big stone there to crawl under

kneemos

Bass Reeves wrote: »

Maybe you should hide under the stairs

Second place they'll look.

nails1

Bass Reeves wrote: »

Maybe you should hide under the stairs

No space under the stairs already people in there

Panthro

Spoiler alert. The OP is secretly the Undisputed Lockdown champion of the world Josef Fritzl.

nails1

Panthro wrote: »

Spoiler alert. The OP is secretly the Undisputed Lockdown champion of the world Josef Fritzl.

More of a David Parker Ray

Bass Reeves

kneemos wrote: »

Second place they'll look.

That why he has to dig a hole under the stairs and hide under a stone.

Bass Reeves

nails1 wrote: »

No space under the stairs already people in there

Put you head in there and cough a few times and there will be plenty of space. A year ago you would have to fart to get them to leave but a cough works now.

Vowel Movement

We had a whip round and got you a stripper

nails1

Bass Reeves wrote: »

Put you head in there and cough a few times and there will be plenty of space. A year ago you would have to fart to get them to leave but a cough works now.

People under my stairs ain’t alive though.

NSAman

Tork wrote: »

Are they gay men looking for your girlfriend?

Probably heard he was looking to explore..ahem:)

degrassinoel

turn it down ffs

highdef

nails1 wrote: »

I don’t have very much to hide but I’m weary of leaving my house in case they return.

So by that statement you are implying that you have some things that you wish to hide. Care to elaborate?

kieran.

Vowel Movement wrote: »

We had a whip round and got you a stripper

Me 2 pls

shaveAbullock

No idea what you expect us to say.
Perhaps you are just trying to striike up a conversation with us night owls. Very nice of you if true.

How could we possibly know if they will be back. If they need to talk to you they will, if they can get the info they need without talking to you then they may not.
If they had a search warrent they would not have gave up so easy.

NeinNeinNein

They may have wanted to sadly inform you of the demise of a relative. Have you contacted all your relatives to check they are alive and kicking?

Ted_YNWA

They want you to cut back on the drunken posting. They were sent by the mods to change your ways here as they are just trolling threads.